Bb On a Mountain Top

BB on a mountain top Who’d of ever thunk It happened I was there we didn’t see a bear Just a few old billy goats and they looked kind of drunk My ma near **** when BB said hey mike look over there I hit the brakes we hit the dirt .. just a little hard The cliff was there where we could see the van was on two wheels My mothers face against the glass we came to rest at last We all were struck got out to breathe my ma did nearly tumble Down the steep embankment to where a freight train did rumble My mother said you little bastard then she kicked my ass I said ma that’s it im jumping she pushed me just a little closer We hit the pool where it was cool, then we made a fire We roasted up some pepperettes we sang a goofy song We drove your mother crazy, it didn’t take us long Between her and ma it’s a wonder we made it thru Now that memory is engraved in the chips of this here server And your eDay today or was it yesterday But the way things go i'm sure you know It might be gone tomorrow