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Bawdy Titillating Titles - Inspired By But Not For Contest

Dirty old man
In the mood …
She's feelin hot hot hot
fancy a quickie?

Cross dressing
Lingerie
We should have seen the signs
What can go wrong when wearing a thong
Long and hard
What a whopper
Naked
Ecstasy

Wet dreams
moan moan moan
Hold on darling - I'm coming
This time YOU didn’t come second
Tell me why!


I was finding titles for Laura Loo’s contest and these are all original titles from some of my old poems…. I do worry about my muse!!

06-10-17

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Agnes Krampe June 16, 2017 at 8:04 AM Thanks for the laugh. I agree, for the contest, the other one seems more suitable - but this one is fun, too. Jan Allison June 19, 2017 at 1:25 PM Thanks Agnes:-) hugs jan I did have fun with this one but the other poem is a favourite of mine for many reasons:-) hugs jan xx

Pandita Sietesantos June 12, 2017 at 11:42 AM I needed a laugh today or something light to read and knew just the place to go...Jan's page! Thank you for brightening my day and putting a smile on my face with this "bawdy" piece! Tehehehe;-)...hugs. Pandita Jan Allison June 12, 2017 at 12:10 PM I do worry about my muse lol but I did have fun with some of my old titles lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich June 11, 2017 at 6:51 PM hahaha. Too bad it can't be used. It ROCKS Jan Allison June 12, 2017 at 12:10 PM I could use it Andrea but think the other poem I posted yesterday is far superior:-) hugs Jan xx

Joseph May June 11, 2017 at 2:17 PM Bawdy titles make for a humorous poem Jan..Very nicely done..GL in the contest Jan Allison June 11, 2017 at 3:07 PM No I didn't think it was suitable for the contest but I have posted one today which I hope LuLoo will like:-) hugs Jan xx Joseph May June 11, 2017 at 2:19 PM Ok, I see it's not for contest.

Joseph Soper June 11, 2017 at 12:46 AM Quite amusing Jan... I find it interesting to see how a poet has named their works. seems often I spend as much time on the title as the work itself.. Well done! Jan Allison June 11, 2017 at 2:29 AM Thanks Joseph :-) I love a clever title to pull the reader in, to me it is as important as the actual body of the poem itself. Sometimes I write a title just to throw the reader off the scent what the poem is about - one of those is 'everyday you turn me on' lol:-) hugs Jan xx

David Mohn June 10, 2017 at 10:58 PM I'm guessing quite bit can go wrong when wearing a thong...fabulously funny Jan :) Jan Allison June 11, 2017 at 2:27 AM ha ha ha I much prefer my Bridget Jones knickers lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Tom Alan Quest June 10, 2017 at 7:21 PM Actually impressive! :) *Tom Alan Quest* Jan Allison June 10, 2017 at 7:37 PM Thanks Tom I look back over my poems and have to laugh at some of the titles - I had fun putting this silly poem together. i am posting the proper contest poem tomorrow:-) hugs Jan xx

Eve Roper June 10, 2017 at 6:54 PM Funny girl you always amaze me..... ~* Jan Allison June 10, 2017 at 6:55 PM lol Eve I surprise myself and the way I have embraced poetry writing - from being a poetry hater at school now I love it and I guess I am making up for lost time with my silly poems:-) hugs Jan xx

Eric Boddie June 10, 2017 at 1:51 PM im gonna have to come to the isle of man....just to find your hand....because you are so silly jan....but this is freaky so understand....lol....really enjoyed this jan....;) Jan Allison June 10, 2017 at 1:54 PM lol thanks for dropping by Eric I just can't help having an attack of the sillies and trying to make folks smile for a while:-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen June 10, 2017 at 1:36 PM - Really funny, Jan ... maybe I will try one ... if I have any funny titles - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Jan Allison June 10, 2017 at 1:53 PM I'm working on another one for the contest on a more serious theme... but I couldn't resist posting this one lol:-) hugs jan xx

Arthur Vaso June 10, 2017 at 12:03 PM So funny! Jan Allison June 10, 2017 at 12:36 PM aww thanks Arthur. I thought it best not to put it in the contest but hubby loved it so much he said I should still post it. I love clever titles for pulling the reader in lol:-) hugs jan xx

Tim Smith June 10, 2017 at 11:17 AM haha....this is great Jan...a favorite "no u" Jan Allison June 10, 2017 at 3:47 PM ha ha ha:-) hugs Jan Tim Smith June 10, 2017 at 3:03 PM Well we do have U in our butt...lol Jan Allison June 10, 2017 at 12:37 PM U are missing something if you don't have U in humour and favourite and colour too:-) hugs Jan xx

Dale Gregory Cozart June 10, 2017 at 8:41 AM awesome. you are so clever! Jan Allison June 10, 2017 at 8:48 AM Cheers Dale, by the way I'm working on a Nantucket limerick inspired by your soup mail lol:-) hugs jan xx