Bawdy Limericks
I could do the body all day
Perform in a sexual way
The bump and the grind
Massaging the mind
And making it seem like a play
I took one look at her wonder
Deciding just how I would plunder
That beautiful ground
That grew on her mound
And that's when I slid from up under
I'd start with my fingers and tongue
The way I did when I was young
A hey diddle here
A play fiddle there
And over the moon we were flung
It was hard when I finished the job
I went from the shaft to the knob
But the fluid was slick
And I got such a kick
That I helped her wipe up the glob
Rockman
For the "Bawdy Limericks II" contest by Roy Jerden.
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