John Lawless Poet Limerick

Bawdy Limerick Ii

A Doctor from Old Millinocket
Used his teeth on her bush to crop it
Alas all that he felt
Was a chastity belt
And neither of them could unlock it.

John G. Lawless
6/16/2014

for Roy Jerden
Bawdy Limerick II contest

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Arlene Smith July 9, 2014 at 8:29 PM Funny stuff, John!.. congrats on a great win.. Hugs.. Arlene

Poet Destroyer A July 8, 2014 at 11:39 PM Thank for the smiles John, Congratulations, on your awesome win. Always~ Linda John Lawless July 9, 2014 at 7:39 AM Thanks Linda for checking in and commenting, Always appreciated.

Andrea Dietrich July 7, 2014 at 3:49 PM great limerick it was!! Big congrats on your well deserved win. John Lawless July 9, 2014 at 7:38 AM Limericks, I love limericks, those lecherous, snickering, little devils.

Casarah Nance July 7, 2014 at 11:48 AM haha grats on ur win :) John Lawless July 9, 2014 at 7:37 AM Thank you Casarah

Dr. Upma A. Sharma July 7, 2014 at 7:26 AM Very witty John ! Deserved top place win,, big congrats! John Lawless July 9, 2014 at 7:36 AM 'tis said that "brevity is the soul of wit". Perhaps that is why we like limericks so much. Thanks for reading and commenting

Dr.Ram Mehta July 7, 2014 at 5:59 AM Funny and hilarious write, John. congrats on the win John Lawless July 9, 2014 at 7:35 AM Thanks for your support glad you enjoyed it.

Tim Smith July 6, 2014 at 7:44 PM Outstanding John... congrats John Lawless July 9, 2014 at 7:33 AM Thanks Tim

Jadazzle United July 6, 2014 at 5:16 PM Great limerick a well deserved winner. Jan & Darren John Lawless July 9, 2014 at 7:32 AM we strive to be as bawdily silly as possible. Thanks.

Jan Allison July 6, 2014 at 4:39 PM Hilarious - A well deserved winner! Hugs jan xx John Lawless July 9, 2014 at 7:31 AM Thanks Jan, for checking in with a comment.

Paul Callus July 6, 2014 at 3:54 PM Very Good take! As witty as can be! Congrats on a top win. // paul John Lawless July 9, 2014 at 7:29 AM Paul, thanks for the thumbs up

Andrea Dietrich June 28, 2014 at 1:34 PM Don't be so hard on the limerick (I am finally seeing your reply to me, just chanced upon it by looking for a poem of yours to read). A well done limerick outdoes any other small humorous poem!

Andrea Dietrich June 19, 2014 at 11:58 PM hahaha, I am seeing some good and bawdy limericks today. Yours is like the fourth one tonight . Must be something in the water today!! John Lawless June 20, 2014 at 6:34 AM Alas, Andrea, the Limerick is a "troubled" poetic form. Often placed on the same plane as the "pun" in humor. It does, however, return us all to the sixth grade. Thanks for your work and encouragement.

Carolyn Devonshire June 19, 2014 at 3:50 PM LOL So bawdy and so funny, John! Wishing you success in Roy's contest and wishing the old doc success in finding a way to unlock the chastity belt. Love, Carolyn John Lawless June 20, 2014 at 6:36 AM Carolyn, limericks are like that uncle that you like but never invite to parties because you never know what he's going to say. Thanks for your encouragement. Carolyn Devonshire June 19, 2014 at 3:50 PM Sorry, Soup is acting up and didn't think the first comment had posted, John.

Carolyn Devonshire June 19, 2014 at 3:46 PM Wow, Bawdy indeed, John! This is one of the best I've seen for Roy's contest. Wishing you success (in the contest and in unlocking the chastity belt). LOL Love, Carolyn