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Bawdy Limerick Ii

A Doctor from Old Millinocket Used his teeth on her bush to crop it Alas all that he felt Was a chastity belt And neither of them could unlock it. John G. Lawless 6/16/2014 for Roy Jerden Bawdy Limerick II contest

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Arlene Smith

Date: 7/9/2014 8:29:00 PM

Funny stuff, John!.. congrats on a great win.. Hugs.. Arlene

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 7/8/2014 11:39:00 PM

Thank for the smiles John, Congratulations, on your awesome win. Always~ Linda

John Lawless
Date: 7/9/2014 7:39:00 AM

Thanks Linda for checking in and commenting, Always appreciated.

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 7/7/2014 3:49:00 PM

great limerick it was!! Big congrats on your well deserved win.

John Lawless
Date: 7/9/2014 7:38:00 AM

Limericks, I love limericks, those lecherous, snickering, little devils.

Casarah Nance

Date: 7/7/2014 11:48:00 AM

haha grats on ur win :)

John Lawless
Date: 7/9/2014 7:37:00 AM

Thank you Casarah

Dr. Upma A. Sharma

Date: 7/7/2014 7:26:00 AM

Very witty John ! Deserved top place win,, big congrats!

John Lawless
Date: 7/9/2014 7:36:00 AM

'tis said that "brevity is the soul of wit". Perhaps that is why we like limericks so much. Thanks for reading and commenting

Dr.Ram Mehta

Date: 7/7/2014 5:59:00 AM

Funny and hilarious write, John. congrats on the win

John Lawless
Date: 7/9/2014 7:35:00 AM

Thanks for your support glad you enjoyed it.

Tim Smith

Date: 7/6/2014 7:44:00 PM

Outstanding John... congrats

John Lawless
Date: 7/9/2014 7:33:00 AM

Thanks Tim

Jadazzle United

Date: 7/6/2014 5:16:00 PM

Great limerick a well deserved winner. Jan & Darren

John Lawless
Date: 7/9/2014 7:32:00 AM

we strive to be as bawdily silly as possible. Thanks.

Jan Allison

Date: 7/6/2014 4:39:00 PM

Hilarious - A well deserved winner! Hugs jan xx

John Lawless
Date: 7/9/2014 7:31:00 AM

Thanks Jan, for checking in with a comment.

Paul Callus

Date: 7/6/2014 3:54:00 PM

Very Good take! As witty as can be! Congrats on a top win. // paul

John Lawless
Date: 7/9/2014 7:29:00 AM

Paul, thanks for the thumbs up

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 6/28/2014 1:34:00 PM

Don't be so hard on the limerick (I am finally seeing your reply to me, just chanced upon it by looking for a poem of yours to read). A well done limerick outdoes any other small humorous poem!

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 6/19/2014 11:58:00 PM

hahaha, I am seeing some good and bawdy limericks today. Yours is like the fourth one tonight . Must be something in the water today!!

John Lawless
Date: 6/20/2014 6:34:00 AM

Alas, Andrea, the Limerick is a "troubled" poetic form. Often placed on the same plane as the "pun" in humor. It does, however, return us all to the sixth grade. Thanks for your work and encouragement.

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 6/19/2014 3:50:00 PM

LOL So bawdy and so funny, John! Wishing you success in Roy's contest and wishing the old doc success in finding a way to unlock the chastity belt. Love, Carolyn

John Lawless
Date: 6/20/2014 6:36:00 AM

Carolyn, limericks are like that uncle that you like but never invite to parties because you never know what he's going to say. Thanks for your encouragement.

Carolyn Devonshire
Date: 6/19/2014 3:50:00 PM

Sorry, Soup is acting up and didn't think the first comment had posted, John.

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 6/19/2014 3:46:00 PM

Wow, Bawdy indeed, John! This is one of the best I've seen for Roy's contest. Wishing you success (in the contest and in unlocking the chastity belt). LOL Love, Carolyn