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Bawdy Limerick

A nubile young lady named Della Bagged herself a cute sexy fella Her boyfriend's called Rick He has a huge wick Their love making sessions were stellar! Make me laugh Contest Sponsored by Robert Haigh 2/25/18

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Charles Messina

Date: 3/7/2018 10:53:00 AM

Cute one Jan ! But, did you tella that sexy young fella, That his love making sessions were stellar, Because of his huge wick, Rick can get any chick, But he'd only be stellar with Della

Jan Allison
Date: 3/7/2018 11:33:00 AM

Oh so lever a comment Charles:-) hugs Jan xx

Gershon Wolf

Date: 3/4/2018 6:44:00 PM

'Wicked' one, Jan. Remarkably well-done. Would have kept us hot and bothered at my all-male college (too many) years ago. I see a side occupation for you through my crystal ball. The vision is becoming clearer: You are writing bawdy contraband poems for alienated monks in the mountains in Changri-La. Ha, Ha! Voile!...:) gw

Jan Allison
Date: 3/7/2018 11:32:00 AM

Lol Gershon, maybe no should get a look of poems written on rice paper so the monks can dispose of the evidence lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Jerry T Curtis

Date: 3/3/2018 6:01:00 PM

Della was know for her fire----And Rick for his burning desire---She soon lit his wick---it burned to the quick---and their relationship soon became dire. I don't know what it is, but you bring out the worst in me. Great job Jan !

Jan Allison
Date: 3/4/2018 3:28:00 AM

Haha ha I am honoured I inspire you Jerry, you should post that little gem lol:-) hugs Jan xxx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 2/27/2018 5:39:00 PM

oh, so this is for the contest. I had to invent a new one!

Jan Allison
Date: 2/28/2018 9:25:00 AM

I keep changing my mind with the poem I'm eneterin I originally submitted the tea poem, then this one but I like the gin my mummy one now lol:-) I don't know which to use :-( hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 2/27/2018 5:38:00 PM

Now if you had them "star gazing" this would be even funnier!!!

Jan Allison
Date: 2/28/2018 9:23:00 AM

Lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Alexis Y.

Date: 2/26/2018 4:54:00 PM

Lol! Jan, This is funny. I wish you the best of luck in the contest:-) Alexis

Jan Allison
Date: 2/26/2018 5:19:00 PM

Im not sure which poem to enter now! Hugs Jan xx

Jack Horne

Date: 2/26/2018 3:48:00 PM

LOL, a sure fire winner here

Jan Allison
Date: 2/26/2018 3:55:00 PM

I originally put my tea limerick in the contest but someone kindly suggested I should enter this one so I've taken the chance and hope Robert likes it:-) hugs Jan xx

Jean Murray

Date: 2/26/2018 10:49:00 AM

A wick you say? Sounds a bit floppy to me Jan.

Jan Allison
Date: 2/26/2018 3:54:00 PM

Lol jean:-) hugs Jan xx

Lu Loo

Date: 2/26/2018 7:54:00 AM

AHAHAHA! great one! :) -luloo

Jan Allison
Date: 2/26/2018 8:03:00 AM

Hee hee I'm glad you liked it luloo:-) hugs Jan xx

John Lawless

Date: 2/26/2018 7:41:00 AM

At last...a truly Limerickian Limerick. Well done Jan.

Jan Allison
Date: 2/26/2018 8:02:00 AM

Thanks John, I know it everyone appreciates my humour but this poem was written in a couple of minutes ... I just love the limerick form and find it so easy to write:-) thanks for your support I do appreciate your comment:-) hugs Jan xx

Ilene Bauer

Date: 2/25/2018 4:29:00 PM

no one can do these like you, jan! :)

Jan Allison
Date: 2/25/2018 4:36:00 PM

Lol Ilene I woke with this silly ditty in my head, I originally planned to write a poem about someone called Stella but changed it as I know someone of that name so changed it to della :-) hugs Jan xx

Niall Fulham

Date: 2/25/2018 4:26:00 PM

Hi Jan , your getting naughtier everyday :)) lol keep it up loving it :::)))) hugs

Jan Allison
Date: 2/25/2018 4:33:00 PM

Moi naughty oh no no no no all, its my muse I am innocent lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Mick Talbot

Date: 2/25/2018 3:26:00 PM

Flammable, hot hot... hugs Mick

Jan Allison
Date: 2/25/2018 3:44:00 PM

Thanks mick:-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 2/25/2018 2:24:00 PM

- As always, I enjoy your humor Jan :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison
Date: 2/25/2018 3:43:00 PM

Thanks Anne lise:-) hugs Jan xx

Tom Cunningham

Date: 2/25/2018 1:50:00 PM

Loved it Jan, I'm glad you said wick lol. Tom

Jan Allison
Date: 2/25/2018 3:43:00 PM

Innuendo is a great tool lol lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Pandita Sietesantos

Date: 2/25/2018 1:30:00 PM

I love it! This is just stellar making me grin all over! You just have the creative knack to pen such a bawdy limerick. Tehehehe :-) with love and hugs. Pandita

Jan Allison
Date: 2/25/2018 3:42:00 PM

Thanks so much Pandita;-) hugs Jan xx

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 2/25/2018 1:09:00 PM

LOL...we need a little bawdy humor now and then!

Jan Allison
Date: 2/25/2018 3:41:00 PM

Thanks kim:-) hugs Jan xx

Line Gauthier

Date: 2/25/2018 12:28:00 PM

Yes Jan, bawdy as in indecent and totally hilarious. The rhythm is stellar. A perfect limerick!

Jan Allison
Date: 2/25/2018 3:40:00 PM

Thanks SO much LINE! Not everyone appreciates my HUMOUR!!! Hugs Jan xx