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Bawdy Limerick

A nubile young lady named Della
Bagged herself a cute sexy fella
Her boyfriend's called Rick
He has a huge wick
Their love making sessions were stellar!

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2/25/18

Copyright © Jan Allison | Year Posted 2018

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Charles Messina

March 7, 2018 at 10:53 AM

Cute one Jan ! But, did you tella that sexy young fella, That his love making sessions were stellar, Because of his huge wick, Rick can get any chick, But he'd only be stellar with Della

March 7, 2018 at 11:33 AM

Oh so lever a comment Charles:-) hugs Jan xx

March 4, 2018 at 6:44 PM

'Wicked' one, Jan. Remarkably well-done. Would have kept us hot and bothered at my all-male college (too many) years ago. I see a side occupation for you through my crystal ball. The vision is becoming clearer: You are writing bawdy contraband poems for alienated monks in the mountains in Changri-La. Ha, Ha! Voile!...:) gw

March 7, 2018 at 11:32 AM

Lol Gershon, maybe no should get a look of poems written on rice paper so the monks can dispose of the evidence lol:-) hugs Jan xx

March 3, 2018 at 6:01 PM

Della was know for her fire----And Rick for his burning desire---She soon lit his wick---it burned to the quick---and their relationship soon became dire. I don't know what it is, but you bring out the worst in me. Great job Jan !

March 4, 2018 at 3:28 AM

Haha ha I am honoured I inspire you Jerry, you should post that little gem lol:-) hugs Jan xxx

Andrea Dietrich

February 27, 2018 at 5:39 PM

oh, so this is for the contest. I had to invent a new one!

February 28, 2018 at 9:25 AM

I keep changing my mind with the poem I'm eneterin I originally submitted the tea poem, then this one but I like the gin my mummy one now lol:-) I don't know which to use :-( hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

February 27, 2018 at 5:38 PM

Now if you had them "star gazing" this would be even funnier!!!

February 28, 2018 at 9:23 AM

Lol:-) hugs Jan xx

February 26, 2018 at 4:54 PM

Lol! Jan, This is funny. I wish you the best of luck in the contest:-) Alexis

February 26, 2018 at 5:19 PM

Im not sure which poem to enter now! Hugs Jan xx

February 26, 2018 at 3:48 PM

LOL, a sure fire winner here

February 26, 2018 at 3:55 PM

I originally put my tea limerick in the contest but someone kindly suggested I should enter this one so I've taken the chance and hope Robert likes it:-) hugs Jan xx

February 26, 2018 at 10:49 AM

A wick you say? Sounds a bit floppy to me Jan.

February 26, 2018 at 3:54 PM

Lol jean:-) hugs Jan xx

Beautiful Scars

February 26, 2018 at 7:54 AM

AHAHAHA! great one! :) -luloo

February 26, 2018 at 8:03 AM

Hee hee I'm glad you liked it luloo:-) hugs Jan xx

February 26, 2018 at 7:41 AM

At last...a truly Limerickian Limerick. Well done Jan.

February 26, 2018 at 8:02 AM

Thanks John, I know it everyone appreciates my humour but this poem was written in a couple of minutes ... I just love the limerick form and find it so easy to write:-) thanks for your support I do appreciate your comment:-) hugs Jan xx

February 25, 2018 at 4:29 PM

no one can do these like you, jan! :)

February 25, 2018 at 4:36 PM

Lol Ilene I woke with this silly ditty in my head, I originally planned to write a poem about someone called Stella but changed it as I know someone of that name so changed it to della :-) hugs Jan xx

February 25, 2018 at 3:26 PM

Flammable, hot hot... hugs Mick

February 25, 2018 at 3:44 PM

Thanks mick:-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

February 25, 2018 at 2:24 PM

- As always, I enjoy your humor Jan :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

February 25, 2018 at 3:43 PM

Thanks Anne lise:-) hugs Jan xx

February 25, 2018 at 1:50 PM

Loved it Jan, I'm glad you said wick lol. Tom

February 25, 2018 at 3:43 PM

Innuendo is a great tool lol lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Pandita Sietesantos

February 25, 2018 at 1:30 PM

I love it! This is just stellar making me grin all over! You just have the creative knack to pen such a bawdy limerick. Tehehehe :-) with love and hugs. Pandita

February 25, 2018 at 3:42 PM

Thanks so much Pandita;-) hugs Jan xx

February 25, 2018 at 1:09 PM

LOL...we need a little bawdy humor now and then!

February 25, 2018 at 3:41 PM

Thanks kim:-) hugs Jan xx

February 25, 2018 at 12:28 PM

Yes Jan, bawdy as in indecent and totally hilarious. The rhythm is stellar. A perfect limerick!

February 25, 2018 at 3:40 PM

Thanks SO much LINE! Not everyone appreciates my HUMOUR!!! Hugs Jan xx

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