Daniel Cwiak Poet Narrative

Baudy Beverages

JACK DANIELS met JIM BEAM at the CANADIAN CLUB  to discuss their upcoming trip on the 

CUTTY SARK.  They were planning to go south for some SOUTHERN COMFORT, but when the 

ship had a fire, they thought they might have to SCOTCH their plans.


JOHNNY WALKER, who had a disagreement with them over their SLOE GIN game, wanted to

give them both a SAKI in the nose.  "VODKA ya think you're doing?!  cried JIM and JACK.

"It's not like EARLY TIMES!!"


CAPTAIN MORGAN came over, and BRANDY, the waitress, brought his VO to their table.  He 

tried to calm things down by talking about his last trip.  "How BLUE CURACAO was...and the 

mornings were alive with the TULLAMORE DEW!"  He said.


"You've got a lot of GALIANO...to interrupt us like this!!"  They RUMbled.


Before a TRIPLE SEC had passed, the CHRISTIAN BROTHERS were there to calm all the 

DEWERS down and restore a HYPNOTIQ sense of peace, ALIZE for the time being.


For their efforts, they were awarded with shouts of SHIRAZ and the thanks of the king of the 

club.  He was not wearing his 7 CROWN, but instead, his CROWN ROYALE.

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Andrea Dietrich May 10, 2010 at 1:57 PM Clever writing! Though I don't drink so these brands are not so familiar to me! But always fire up that imagination! LUv, andrea

Abe Lopez May 10, 2010 at 8:09 AM this is a great read... very nice job with this work!!!!

Anthony Nutter May 10, 2010 at 3:06 AM Such a creative write and so enjoyable to read. Great write.

Poet Destroyer A May 9, 2010 at 11:59 PM By Gosh this is the coolest write I have ever read like this. Funny and makes me think how you got all them names,lol, loved it. You should try one with all kinds of cigars, enjoyed,..p.d.