Bats In the Belfry

The bats in the belfry were taking a selfie
Their costumes were super, for daddy was wealthy
But children sized bats made the pastor unhealthy
And yet his departure was still rather stealthy

The fancy dress shop man has now got a shelf free
He had three bat costumes but doubted he’d sell three
’til someone walked in and said, Sir can you tell me
If these are kid’s sizes? He said they might well be

The man said please wrap them and when they’re done, bell me
And have you got any fake blood you can sell me
The loan of a very long ladder would help me
And that’s why there’s three quite large bats in the belfry



17 October 2021
For Contest: Halloween monorhyme
Sponsor: Caren Krutsinger
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Laurie Avatar
October 21, 2021 at 10:36 PM
Hello Terry ... wonderful flow and rhyme. Halloween sure puts the 'heeby jeeby's' into many - thanks Terry - Lindsay
Flood Avatar
October 22, 2021 at 3:31 AM
Thanks, Lindsay. Strange to write a Halloween poem that isn’t scary, but some of the rhyming took a bit of head scratching so I was pleased with the end product.
Hankins Avatar
October 18, 2021 at 7:36 PM
Hilarious, Terry...perfect for Halloween!!!
Flood Avatar
October 22, 2021 at 3:28 AM
Thanks, Milt. Sorry for my tardy reply, been a bit tied up.
Wolf Avatar
October 17, 2021 at 6:38 PM
The 'fake blood' has my buddies and me laughing off into the night! ~ Gershon and his Ghouls
Flood Avatar
October 18, 2021 at 3:27 PM
Glad you got a laugh out of it, Gershon. Terry
Bauer Avatar
October 17, 2021 at 4:10 PM
wow! this is so much fun to read aloud, terry! absolutely brilliant and delightful to recite...
Flood Avatar
October 18, 2021 at 3:33 PM
Hi Ilene, the first poem I ever put on Soup was ‘Rest In Pieces’. Initially, it’s first line was ‘The bats in the belfry were taking a selfie’ but I changed it to better suit that poem. Always wanted to use the original line though…. Ta daaa! Glad you enjoyed. Terry
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