Barter For Smart

I wonder if I can barter for smart
I would only need a little to start
I’ll trade my dumb
If you need some
Lord knows I have more than plenty to part!



For Dumb and Dumber contest
I'll barter for smart with some of my dumb (my own quote)
Copyright © | Year Posted 2015

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Dietrich Avatar
June 19, 2015 at 5:17 PM
VERY glad this got on the list It was among my favorites. Congrats.
Allison Avatar
June 19, 2015 at 3:17 PM
Very witty David congrats on your win:-) Hugs jan xx
A  Avatar
June 19, 2015 at 12:06 AM
DAVID, Congrats on your win. **SKAT**
Freeman Avatar
June 18, 2015 at 11:33 PM
I wonder that myself David, Great humor, Agape, Moses
A   Avatar
June 18, 2015 at 11:14 PM
David :) Congratulations on your Dumb and Dumber Personal quote win.... WUV ~LINDA~
Dietrich Avatar
June 8, 2015 at 3:25 PM
Very good one for that contest. Hope to see you on the winner list, and myself as well. haha!!
Fisher Avatar
June 8, 2015 at 7:41 PM
How could we go wrong with a Dumb and Dumber contest.
Callus Avatar
June 8, 2015 at 2:36 AM
Clever, modest and witty take on this contest theme, David! Enjoyable!! // paul
Rigoler Avatar
May 15, 2015 at 3:22 PM
Hahaha! Don't we all! Excellent limerick, Dave. Self-depredating is always a sign of humility. Thanks for reading about my disciminating flies. / M
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