Barter For Smart

I wonder if I can barter for smart
I would only need a little to start
I’ll trade my dumb
If you need some
Lord knows I have more than plenty to part!



For Dumb and Dumber contest
I'll barter for smart with some of my dumb (my own quote)

Copyright © | Year Posted 2015



Post Comments

Poetrysoup is an environment of encouragement and growth so only provide specific positive comments that indicate what you appreciate about the poem. Negative comments will result your account being banned.

Please Login to post a comment

Date: 6/19/2015 5:17:00 PM
VERY glad this got on the list It was among my favorites. Congrats.
Login to Reply
Date: 6/19/2015 3:17:00 PM
Very witty David congrats on your win:-) Hugs jan xx
Login to Reply
Date: 6/19/2015 12:06:00 AM
DAVID, Congrats on your win. **SKAT**
Login to Reply
Date: 6/18/2015 11:33:00 PM
I wonder that myself David, Great humor, Agape, Moses
Login to Reply
Date: 6/18/2015 11:14:00 PM
David :) Congratulations on your Dumb and Dumber Personal quote win.... WUV ~LINDA~
Login to Reply
Date: 6/8/2015 3:25:00 PM
Very good one for that contest. Hope to see you on the winner list, and myself as well. haha!!
Login to Reply
Fisher Avatar
David Fisher
Date: 6/8/2015 7:41:00 PM
How could we go wrong with a Dumb and Dumber contest.
Date: 6/8/2015 2:36:00 AM
Clever, modest and witty take on this contest theme, David! Enjoyable!! // paul
Login to Reply
Date: 5/15/2015 3:22:00 PM
Hahaha! Don't we all! Excellent limerick, Dave. Self-depredating is always a sign of humility. Thanks for reading about my disciminating flies. / M
Login to Reply
Get a Premium Membership
Get more exposure for your poetry and more features with a Premium Membership.
Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Member Area

My Admin
Profile and Settings
Edit My Poems
Edit My Quotes
Edit My Short Stories
Edit My Articles
My Comments Inboxes
My Comments Outboxes
Soup Mail
Poetry Contests
Contest Results/Status
Followers
Poems of Poets I Follow
Friend Builder

Soup Social

Poetry Forum
New/Upcoming Features
The Wall
Soup Facebook Page
Who is Online
Link to Us

Member Poems

Poems - Top 100 New
Poems - Top 100 All-Time
Poems - Best
Poems - by Topic
Poems - New (All)
Poems - New (PM)
Poems - New by Poet
Poems - Read
Poems - Unread

Member Poets

Poets - Best New
Poets - New
Poets - Top 100 Most Poems
Poets - Top 100 Most Poems Recent
Poets - Top 100 Community
Poets - Top 100 Contest

Famous Poems

Famous Poems - African American
Famous Poems - Best
Famous Poems - Classical
Famous Poems - English
Famous Poems - Haiku
Famous Poems - Love
Famous Poems - Short
Famous Poems - Top 100

Famous Poets

Famous Poets - Living
Famous Poets - Most Popular
Famous Poets - Top 100
Famous Poets - Best
Famous Poets - Women
Famous Poets - African American
Famous Poets - Beat
Famous Poets - Cinquain
Famous Poets - Classical
Famous Poets - English
Famous Poets - Haiku
Famous Poets - Hindi
Famous Poets - Jewish
Famous Poets - Love
Famous Poets - Metaphysical
Famous Poets - Modern
Famous Poets - Punjabi
Famous Poets - Romantic
Famous Poets - Spanish
Famous Poets - Suicidal
Famous Poets - Urdu
Famous Poets - War

Poetry Resources

Anagrams
Bible
Book Store
Character Counter
Cliché Finder
Poetry Clichés
Common Words
Copyright Information
Grammar
Grammar Checker
Homonym
Homophones
How to Write a Poem
Lyrics
Love Poem Generator
New Poetic Forms
Plagiarism Checker
Poetics
Poetry Art
Publishing
Random Word Generator
Spell Checker
Store
What is Good Poetry?
Word Counter