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Barry George and Millie

BARRY

A young man was called Barry Kirk
On our farm for a while he did work
taught me how to catch fish
for the big one I'd wish
He indicated where trout liked to lurk

GEORGE

George financially now on the skids
Has fathered way too many kids
many girlfriends and wives
kid twenty nine now arrives
States no more with a blink of both of his eyelids

SURNAME MAGUIRE

A man with surname Maguire
Some children he wanted to sire
took a woman to bed
let's do it she said 
Satisfied his burning desire

ANOREXIC

Anorexic she's poorly and thin
No muscle strength found from within
bent in the middle
whilst playing the fiddle
Her sister an identical twin

TATTOO

This man a tattoo on his tummy
 Looked like the face of his Mummy
he never grew up
remains a young pup
Age thirty eight still sucks on a dummy
 
MILLIE

An unfortunate madam called Millie
Stood on the end of Tom's willy
he cried out in pain
don't do that again
It'll shrink even more when it's chilly

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