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I was having a yard sale She said, "how much for that?" as she pointed at my chest I said, "what, my heart?" She said, "yes, how much?" I said, "It's not for sale." So she stole it Best yard sale ever!

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Date: 9/6/2019 4:52:00 PM
OMG... this is now one of my favs... I love this as I love the sales... A beautiful day your way! Ann
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Chris Green
Date: 9/6/2019 5:00:00 PM
Thanks so much Ann. I appreciate your kind words today and I am thrilled you liked this. It is a personal favorite of mine.
Date: 8/28/2019 9:42:00 AM
You have such a refreshing take on simple things, this is very clever, I'm sure the ladies love this one!
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Chris Green
Date: 8/28/2019 10:16:00 AM
I can only hope. : ) I appreciate all of your visits this morning
Date: 8/26/2019 2:25:00 AM
You returned with an extra flirty and clever quickness that both charm and delight any reader. So glad to see that in the lines and between them as well. So darned cute this write is. Poetry hugs ... Yoda
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Chris Green
Date: 8/26/2019 8:11:00 AM
I am thrilled you enjoyed this CayCay. Thank you for always being so kind to me.
Date: 8/24/2019 2:51:00 AM
I love this!!! It gave me the biggest smile and giggle. A classic! : ) xxoo
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Chris Green
Date: 8/26/2019 8:11:00 AM
Then it did it's job. : ) Thank you Connie.
Date: 8/23/2019 9:25:00 PM
Very sweet poem!!
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Chris Green
Date: 8/26/2019 8:10:00 AM
Thank you so much.
Date: 8/23/2019 8:26:00 PM
what an adorable poem.... love this witty write... a delight to read after a long day of work...:)
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Chris Green
Date: 8/26/2019 8:10:00 AM
Happy it helped ease your long day. : ) Thank you so much Sandra.
Date: 8/23/2019 7:08:00 PM
love it!
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Chris Green
Date: 8/26/2019 8:10:00 AM
Thanks so much my friend.
Date: 8/23/2019 2:43:00 PM
Haha very clever Chris! ;) Nice one!;)
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Chris Green
Date: 8/23/2019 2:50:00 PM
Thanks Brenda. :)
Date: 8/23/2019 2:03:00 PM
That's too cool! lol. The beautiful thief and the handsome yard sale man ran off to play, they're living happily ever after until this day! Love it :)
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Chris Green
Date: 8/23/2019 2:09:00 PM
Thank you so much Heidi
Date: 8/23/2019 1:52:00 PM
Awe, and that is the best Yard Sale Ever!! Your thoughts bring a smile and make me blush, all at the same time. This is soooo Cute. :) Brandy
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Chris Green
Date: 8/23/2019 2:09:00 PM
Thank you Brandy. : )
Date: 8/23/2019 1:50:00 PM
Ha, ha! Clever gal, she is --- created by an imaginative poet. Love it, Chris! ~ Gershon
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Chris Green
Date: 8/23/2019 2:09:00 PM
Thanks my friend. :)
Date: 8/23/2019 1:20:00 PM
Hah! Awesome :)))) xomo!
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Chris Green
Date: 8/23/2019 2:08:00 PM
Thanks so much. :)

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