Chris Green Poet Free verse

Bargains

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I was having a yard sale
She said, "how much for that?"
as she pointed at my chest
I said, "what, my heart?"
She said, "yes, how much?"
I said, "It's not for sale."
So she stole it

Best yard sale ever!

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Ann Foster September 6, 2019 at 4:52 PM OMG... this is now one of my favs... I love this as I love the sales... A beautiful day your way! Ann Chris Green September 6, 2019 at 5:00 PM Thanks so much Ann. I appreciate your kind words today and I am thrilled you liked this. It is a personal favorite of mine.

John Hamilton August 28, 2019 at 9:42 AM You have such a refreshing take on simple things, this is very clever, I'm sure the ladies love this one! Chris Green August 28, 2019 at 10:16 AM I can only hope. : ) I appreciate all of your visits this morning

CayCay Godwin August 26, 2019 at 2:25 AM You returned with an extra flirty and clever quickness that both charm and delight any reader. So glad to see that in the lines and between them as well. So darned cute this write is. Poetry hugs ... Yoda Chris Green August 26, 2019 at 8:11 AM I am thrilled you enjoyed this CayCay. Thank you for always being so kind to me.

Connie Marcum Wong August 24, 2019 at 2:51 AM I love this!!! It gave me the biggest smile and giggle. A classic! : ) xxoo Chris Green August 26, 2019 at 8:11 AM Then it did it's job. : ) Thank you Connie.

Smita Kulkarni August 23, 2019 at 9:25 PM Very sweet poem!! Chris Green August 26, 2019 at 8:10 AM Thank you so much.

Sandra Adams August 23, 2019 at 8:26 PM what an adorable poem.... love this witty write... a delight to read after a long day of work...:) Chris Green August 26, 2019 at 8:10 AM Happy it helped ease your long day. : ) Thank you so much Sandra.

Ilene Bauer August 23, 2019 at 7:08 PM love it! Chris Green August 26, 2019 at 8:10 AM Thanks so much my friend.

Brenda Chiri August 23, 2019 at 2:43 PM Haha very clever Chris! ;) Nice one!;) Chris Green August 23, 2019 at 2:50 PM Thanks Brenda. :)

Heidi Sands August 23, 2019 at 2:03 PM That's too cool! lol. The beautiful thief and the handsome yard sale man ran off to play, they're living happily ever after until this day! Love it :) Chris Green August 23, 2019 at 2:09 PM Thank you so much Heidi

Brandy Nicole August 23, 2019 at 1:52 PM Awe, and that is the best Yard Sale Ever!! Your thoughts bring a smile and make me blush, all at the same time. This is soooo Cute. :) Brandy Chris Green August 23, 2019 at 2:09 PM Thank you Brandy. : )

Gershon Wolf August 23, 2019 at 1:50 PM Ha, ha! Clever gal, she is --- created by an imaginative poet. Love it, Chris! ~ Gershon Chris Green August 23, 2019 at 2:09 PM Thanks my friend. :)

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart August 23, 2019 at 1:20 PM Hah! Awesome :)))) xomo! Chris Green August 23, 2019 at 2:08 PM Thanks so much. :)