Bargains

` I was having a yard sale She said, "how much for that?" as she pointed at my chest I said, "what, my heart?" She said, "yes, how much?" I said, "It's not for sale." So she stole it Best yard sale ever!

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Ann Foster

Date: 9/6/2019 4:52:00 PM

OMG... this is now one of my favs... I love this as I love the sales... A beautiful day your way! Ann

Chris Green
Date: 9/6/2019 5:00:00 PM

Thanks so much Ann. I appreciate your kind words today and I am thrilled you liked this. It is a personal favorite of mine.

John Hamilton

Date: 8/28/2019 9:42:00 AM

You have such a refreshing take on simple things, this is very clever, I'm sure the ladies love this one!

Chris Green
Date: 8/28/2019 10:16:00 AM

I can only hope. : ) I appreciate all of your visits this morning

CayCay Jennings

Date: 8/26/2019 2:25:00 AM

You returned with an extra flirty and clever quickness that both charm and delight any reader. So glad to see that in the lines and between them as well. So darned cute this write is. Poetry hugs ... Yoda

Chris Green
Date: 8/26/2019 8:11:00 AM

I am thrilled you enjoyed this CayCay. Thank you for always being so kind to me.

Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 8/24/2019 2:51:00 AM

I love this!!! It gave me the biggest smile and giggle. A classic! : ) xxoo

Chris Green
Date: 8/26/2019 8:11:00 AM

Then it did it's job. : ) Thank you Connie.

Smita Kulkarni

Date: 8/23/2019 9:25:00 PM

Very sweet poem!!

Chris Green
Date: 8/26/2019 8:10:00 AM

Thank you so much.

Sandra Adams

Date: 8/23/2019 8:26:00 PM

what an adorable poem.... love this witty write... a delight to read after a long day of work...:)

Chris Green
Date: 8/26/2019 8:10:00 AM

Happy it helped ease your long day. : ) Thank you so much Sandra.

Ilene Bauer

Date: 8/23/2019 7:08:00 PM

love it!

Chris Green
Date: 8/26/2019 8:10:00 AM

Thanks so much my friend.

Brenda Chiri

Date: 8/23/2019 2:43:00 PM

Haha very clever Chris! ;) Nice one!;)

Chris Green
Date: 8/23/2019 2:50:00 PM

Thanks Brenda. :)

Heidi Sands

Date: 8/23/2019 2:03:00 PM

That's too cool! lol. The beautiful thief and the handsome yard sale man ran off to play, they're living happily ever after until this day! Love it :)

Chris Green
Date: 8/23/2019 2:09:00 PM

Thank you so much Heidi