Banned From Sears

I am a man who loves Sears and tools a lot. But if you're wondering if I'm happy, I am not. Something happened that drove me to tears. I have been permanently banned from Sears. I visited Sears one day and I tested a propane heater in the store. There was a big explosion that propelled me to the above floor. I haven't been banned from just that Sears, I've been banned from them all. They won't let me return even though I wept like a girl and decided to crawl. What happened makes me so upset that I cuss like a sailor. They banned me even though I'm Tim the Toolman Taylor.