Baffled

The squirrels always ate the seed 
I’d used to fill the feeder.
They’d shimmy up the pole to follow
One brave soul, the leader.

Whenever I glanced out and saw
A squirrel up there munching,
I’d step outside and stomp my feet,
Which stopped unwelcome lunching.

But in a minute, they’d be back,
With cunning and with daring.
My foot stomps and some yelling
Didn’t seem to do much scaring.

Yet at my son’s today I felt
Like I had won a raffle.
The birds were at the feeder
‘Neath which hung a brand-new baffle.

The squirrels searched the ground below
In hopes of cast-off smidgens,
As baffled by the baffle as
Their world would be to pigeons.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2022

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Watt Avatar
May 2, 2022 at 7:45 AM
oh so clever (the baffle AND the poem)... once when backpacking we discovered squirrels launching pinecone bombs at us, just like in the cartoons.
Wolf Avatar
April 29, 2022 at 2:25 PM
Squirrels, after all, are just rats with bushy tails. They chew through electrical system wires in Japanese-made cars with the greatest of ease too. :) gw
Leffanta Avatar
April 29, 2022 at 11:30 AM
Even the hawks and owls don't frighten the squirrels at my daughter's home! Good luck with the baffle! Aloha!
Krutsinger Avatar
April 29, 2022 at 5:57 AM
This is so squirrel-friendly! "But in a minute, they’d be back, With cunning and with daring. My foot stomps and some yelling Didn’t seem to do much scaring." My dad had squirrels that used to come up to the sliders on his deck and tap to tell him they were out of birdfood.
Kyser Avatar
April 28, 2022 at 2:26 PM
Don't get complacent! Very clever critters!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTvS9lvRxZ8
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