Badmouthin' In the Badlands

Said Hank to his pard, "I reckon we took a wrong turn back yonder! How we ended up in this here gawd awful place I'll ferever ponder." "Ya shoulda listened to me when we come to that Y in the trail, But, no, you insisted we go left an' here we are!" he went on to rail! "We ain't got a lick uv water an' I don't see none in them hogbacks. We ain't met a livin' soul 'cept some prairie dogs an' diamondbacks!" "Ho! Is them Injuns I hear comin' over that ridge back thar a-hollerin'? This is jes' another fine skillet uv feesh ya have managed to git us in!" "Buck up ol' pard" said Tex to his pal. "I'm sure they is friendly types, Wantin' to parley fer some coffee, sugar an' terbaccy fer thar pipes!" "But I reckon we shouldn't take chances an' if'n yer willin' ol' pard, Me an' my hoss is leapin' off'n this cliff tho' the landin' be mighty hard!" They took the plunge diggin' deep furrows with their noses in the ground! Accordin' to lore this is how Black Hills gold in the Badlands was found! Entry fer Isaiah Zerbst's "Cowboys In The Badlands" Contest