Bad Werewolf
Oh were oh were can my werewolf be?
Seems he broke his chain.
As terror in New Jersey runs free.
I'll just follow the screams that fill the moonlit night.
Please do not feed the werewolf kids.
For his bark is nothing compared to his bite.
There reports he tore down mainstreet chasing a cop car.
He's ran so much.
He decided to rehidrate at the local bar.
There's nothing worse than a drunk werewolf trust me I know.
Now instead of causing terror while stalking the night.
he's on the prowl for hookers and blow.
Good thing he got his shots.
Great now tommorow I'll have to take him to the clinic.
No Mr wolf its not age making your hair fall out
and theres nothing natrule about thoose spots.
He left the shore and woke up in Harlem
with a brand new platinum grill.
Such a bad werewolf your gonna make me
the laughing stock of Amityville.
With a drunk for a werewolf and a hunch back
assistant okay it's a implant but it looks natrule
I must say.
Im a mad doctor at night and i work at a video store
by day.
So take warning my ghouls For terror flows through
the trees.
For if you party with a werewolf.
You'll probaly end up with more than a bad case of fleas.
Copyright © Dr Igor Von Graves | Year Posted 2010
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