Bad Werewolf

Oh were oh were can my werewolf be?
Seems he broke his chain.
As terror in New Jersey  runs free.

I'll just follow the screams that fill the moonlit night.
Please do not feed the werewolf kids.
For his bark is nothing compared to his bite.

There reports he tore down mainstreet chasing a cop car.
He's ran so much.
He decided to rehidrate at the local bar.

There's nothing worse than a drunk werewolf trust me I know.
Now instead of causing terror while stalking the night.
he's on the prowl  for hookers  and blow.

Good thing he got his shots.
Great now tommorow I'll have to take him to the clinic.
No Mr wolf its not age making your hair fall out 
and theres nothing natrule about thoose spots.

He left the shore and woke up in Harlem 
with a brand new platinum  grill.
Such a bad werewolf your gonna make me
the laughing stock of Amityville.

With a drunk  for a werewolf and a hunch back 
assistant okay it's a implant  but it looks natrule 
I must say.
Im a mad doctor at night and i work at a video store 
by day.

So take warning my ghouls For terror flows through
the trees.
For if you party with a werewolf.
You'll probaly end up with more than a bad case of fleas.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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Chircop Avatar
January 27, 2010 at 9:33 AM
Im thinking about partying with the werewolf,see how it is?:)...Enjoying reading indeed,and thanks for your kind comments..Charma:)
Brown Avatar
January 26, 2010 at 2:49 PM
I read this poem of yours today and I enjoyed it Dr. Thank you for sharing it. Love, Carol
Kendrick Avatar
January 26, 2010 at 10:16 AM
Cross dressed humor with fear. Keep the creative pen flowing. Sara
Sings Avatar
January 26, 2010 at 9:24 AM
Very very very funny. But you sometimes scare me. No offense. I am not being mean either. Beacause your poems are very good and very funny. Well i gotta go please keep commenting. Oh btw wereeolves are cool! Better than vamps actually.
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January 25, 2010 at 8:52 PM
Very funny, Igor!! You sure know how to make the hair on our (werewolf) arms stand up, don't you? Got a big kick out of the line about Amityville and the hunchback's "implant." You've been watching too many movies at that video store. There's a new Werewolf moving coming out soon. Just wait until the next full moon! Love, carolyn
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