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Bad News

Today Doctor had my wife in tears,
He delivered her greatest of fears,
For a full body check
left her a mental wreck...  
I should live for twenty more years.

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Paul Callus

May 30, 2015 at 10:11 AM

I love the twist at the end, Lindsay:) Sorry my laughing at your wife's expense! // paul

Lindsay Laurie

May 30, 2015 at 8:52 PM

G'day Paul... don't be sorry Paul. My wife even laughed at this limerick... perhaps sarcastically. Catch you soon Paul - Lindsay

Kp Nunez

May 29, 2015 at 6:32 PM

Love your wicked sense of humor, Lindsay. Is your wife aware that you have given her a starring role in your limericks more than once?

Lindsay Laurie

May 30, 2015 at 8:46 PM

G'day Kim... Oh yes. My wife has heard me recite a few poems that she starred in. What annoyed her was the audience gazing at her while they laughed. It is dangerous territory though - thank you Kim - Lindsay

Andrea Dietrich

May 29, 2015 at 4:29 PM

hahaha (and all this time I was thinking you were the woman. So Lindsay is guy's name!)

Lindsay Laurie

May 30, 2015 at 8:43 PM

Thanks again for stopping by Andrea... yeah, I rarely hear off and girls named Lindsay here in Aus, but I dare say there are. Catch you soon Andrea - Lindsay