Bad News

When the Doctors exam was through

he said I got good news and bad news its true

        You've chosen the worst

        to hear about first

they're gonna name this disease after you!

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Tim Ryerson

August 22, 2010 at 2:33 AM

Might I suggest 'Ralph Taylor Syndrome'?...Funny stuff and congrats!...Thanks for your comments on mine - Tim

Iolanda Scripca

August 21, 2010 at 12:56 PM

Very funny, Ralph. Congrats on your win. Love, Mrs. Parkinsons :)

Mitch White

August 21, 2010 at 3:20 AM

Clever one Ralph- Congrats to you

Dr.Ram Mehta

August 20, 2010 at 9:07 PM

Congrats on the win, Ralph

Andrea Dietrich

August 20, 2010 at 8:37 PM

AWESOME!! and congratulations.

John Freeman

August 20, 2010 at 4:19 PM

Congratulations Ralph on your third place, Agape, Moses

Doris Culverhouse

August 20, 2010 at 2:19 PM

congrats on the well deserved win!! Take care!

Francine Roberts

August 20, 2010 at 12:36 PM

loved this the first time I read it, congrats on your win

John Loving Iii

August 20, 2010 at 12:19 PM

this WAS funny. john

Carol Sunshine Brown

August 20, 2010 at 9:10 AM

Congratulations on your win Ralph in Carolyn Devonshire's "Doctor Phobia! Quick Contest". Love, Carol

Linda-Marie Sweetheart

August 20, 2010 at 9:03 AM

Congrats Ralph on your big win in the doctor contest... great write.. ciao with luv..

Carolyn Devonshire

August 20, 2010 at 8:47 AM

Awesomely funny limerick, Ralph. You came through with the laughs big time! In fact, all the Soup's best humor writers did. There were many great entries and it was hard ranking them as each one gave me a laugh. Congratulations on your win! Love, Carolyn

Doris Culverhouse

August 19, 2010 at 6:40 PM

that is bad!! LOL

Linda-Marie Sweetheart

August 19, 2010 at 12:37 PM

thankxxx Ralph for your kind comments today.. with luv from Italy..ciao..

Carol Sunshine Brown

August 19, 2010 at 10:52 AM

I am wishing you a wonderful day full of inspiration Ralph. I thank you for sharing your poetry today. It was a pleasure to read. Love, Carol

Wilma Neels

August 19, 2010 at 2:55 AM

So there is a disease called Ralph Taylor out there? hmmm wonder what the symptoms are hehe, jk enjoyed this Ralph all the best for Carolyn's contest ~ Wilma