Bad News

When the Doctors exam was through

he said I got good news and bad news its true

        You've chosen the worst

        to hear about first

they're gonna name this disease after you!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010


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Date: 8/22/2010 2:33:00 AM
Might I suggest 'Ralph Taylor Syndrome'?...Funny stuff and congrats!...Thanks for your comments on mine - Tim
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Date: 8/21/2010 12:56:00 PM
Very funny, Ralph. Congrats on your win. Love, Mrs. Parkinsons :)
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Date: 8/21/2010 3:20:00 AM
Clever one Ralph- Congrats to you
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Date: 8/20/2010 9:07:00 PM
Congrats on the win, Ralph
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Date: 8/20/2010 8:37:00 PM
AWESOME!! and congratulations.
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Date: 8/20/2010 4:19:00 PM
Congratulations Ralph on your third place, Agape, Moses
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Date: 8/20/2010 2:19:00 PM
congrats on the well deserved win!! Take care!
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Date: 8/20/2010 12:36:00 PM
loved this the first time I read it, congrats on your win
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Date: 8/20/2010 12:19:00 PM
this WAS funny. john
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Date: 8/20/2010 9:10:00 AM
Congratulations on your win Ralph in Carolyn Devonshire's "Doctor Phobia! Quick Contest". Love, Carol
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Date: 8/20/2010 9:03:00 AM
Congrats Ralph on your big win in the doctor contest... great write.. ciao with luv..
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Date: 8/20/2010 8:47:00 AM
Awesomely funny limerick, Ralph. You came through with the laughs big time! In fact, all the Soup's best humor writers did. There were many great entries and it was hard ranking them as each one gave me a laugh. Congratulations on your win! Love, Carolyn
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Date: 8/19/2010 6:40:00 PM
that is bad!! LOL
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Date: 8/19/2010 12:37:00 PM
thankxxx Ralph for your kind comments today.. with luv from Italy..ciao..
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Date: 8/19/2010 10:52:00 AM
I am wishing you a wonderful day full of inspiration Ralph. I thank you for sharing your poetry today. It was a pleasure to read. Love, Carol
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Date: 8/19/2010 2:55:00 AM
So there is a disease called Ralph Taylor out there? hmmm wonder what the symptoms are hehe, jk enjoyed this Ralph all the best for Carolyn's contest ~ Wilma
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Date: 8/18/2010 9:57:00 PM
Enjoyed your poem,..p.d.
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Date: 8/18/2010 8:18:00 PM
fantastic, loved it , straight to my favourites
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Date: 8/18/2010 7:29:00 PM
Great piece Ralph.. good luck if for a contest.. my friend.. with luv..ciao from italy..
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Date: 8/18/2010 7:06:00 PM
lol Good one my friend....Larry
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Date: 8/18/2010 6:50:00 PM
:) Thanks for supporting the contest, Ralph! Love, Carolyn
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