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bacon scare

A shortage of bacon reserves
Has Willie, pork lover, in nerves
Willie says drat
Without pig fat
I just might lose all my curves

(based on the fake news “Bacon Reserve Shortage in the USA”)

Copyright © | Year Posted 2017




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Date: 9/4/2017 6:48:00 AM
Yummmm bacon. Remember that as cottage smells first thing. lol your humour tickles.
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Date: 9/7/2017 8:21:00 AM
Burp. Just finished my bacon and eggs. GOOD MORNING!
Date: 3/4/2017 12:33:00 PM
Headin' for a toasted BLT. Now! ;)
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Date: 3/24/2017 8:33:00 AM
Hey Cap'n! Want fries with that? Sorry so long to reply — was a bad-internet winter (but great sunshine in Airyzona). Y'all take care and keep pick'n grin'n. ~ j
Date: 2/8/2017 9:02:00 PM
Baa ha ha awesome!
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Date: 3/24/2017 8:30:00 AM
Farm out! I'm back on the grid so I'll be over to visit your house soon. Thanks for peekin' at my sillies. ~ j
Date: 2/8/2017 2:23:00 PM
Wait, you say there's no more bacon...my hands are already shakin ...no please...don't tease...this news your surely fakin
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Date: 3/24/2017 8:29:00 AM
Hey there Mr. Tim. Have a BLT on me today, K? Wait! I forgot to send you a check;-). Cheers dude! Sure is good to have hi speed cyber again.
Date: 2/8/2017 1:48:00 PM
ha ha ha we were only talking about treating ourselves to a bacon sandwich for breakfast as a treat in the next few days... better get a pack in and quick:-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 3/24/2017 8:28:00 AM
Hi Jan! Finally settling in to the land of hi speed internet (home, after a SUNNY winter in Arizona). I've missed the gang. I managed to read ya most days, but it was so frustrating to enter a post (comments, etc.) I finally pretty much gave up. But I'm BAAAAaaaack! Cheerduckin's & Huggerdoodlies. ~ john