Home » Poems » Gershon Wolf » Avon Calling

Avon Calling

Mr. Robert Kraft's gone slightly daft Ring-a-ling-a-ling ~ Prostitution sting *The soon-to-be-former owner of America's most successful sports franchise just got nailed in a little sting down in Florida. Ouch!

Post Comments

Poetrysoup is an environment of encouragement and growth so only provide specific positive comments that indicate what you appreciate about the poem. Negative comments will result your account being banned.

Please Login to post a comment

M. L. Kiser

Date: 2/24/2019 1:57:00 PM

Ooh, I'll bet he's sorry now. Good Limerick.

Gershon Wolf
Date: 2/24/2019 4:59:00 PM

Ooh. I'll bet he will stay in denial for a while. You know, the five stages of grief. Eventually, he'll accept the truth, take his medicine---and come out of it a better person? --Hope so. :) gw

Panagiota Romios

Date: 2/24/2019 1:17:00 PM

Good write! Write one about Jeff Bezos showing his wanker on a cell phone? He's not fat, nor a looker either. Not being a male, I don't know when they ever stop being horny.)) There are younger Patriot players also that got caught" good grief? Panagiota

Gershon Wolf
Date: 2/24/2019 4:50:00 PM

Ha, ha. Good suggestion, Panagiota... I haven't followed the Bezos scandal, so I'm afraid I'm not the one to write this one... Maybe you should! ... At any rate, to answer your question: Men stop being horny when they're dead. That's why Mike Pence will not be alone with a woman (other than his wife) in a room. (I'm the same way, by the way. Laugh at me, but it's true). ~ gw

Charlie Smith

Date: 2/24/2019 8:21:00 AM

How stupid is that? With his money...

Gershon Wolf
Date: 2/24/2019 10:34:00 AM

Undeniably stupid... For sure ... Then again, Mr. Kraft is 77 years old, his wife died in 2011, he's overweight and not very good-looking. If he's still 'horny,' what should he do? -- Hit up on a 70-year old chick?! LOL. Like you intimate -- undeniably stupid!! ~ Gershon

Bobby May

Date: 2/24/2019 6:10:00 AM

LOL, that's where all the hot dog and beer money went!

Gershon Wolf
Date: 2/24/2019 9:21:00 AM

Ha, ha. That's the comment of the day so far, my friend. Thanks for the hearty chuckle. ~ Gershon

Mahtab Bangalee

Date: 2/24/2019 12:11:00 AM

Prostitution sting!

Gershon Wolf
Date: 2/24/2019 9:20:00 AM

Ouch! Mr. Kraft got stung, didn't he? --Thanks for the comment, Mahtab. ~ gw