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Avon Calling

Mr. Robert Kraft's
gone slightly daft 
   Ring-a-ling-a-ling
   ~ Prostitution sting




*The soon-to-be-former owner of America's
  most successful sports franchise just got 
  nailed in a little sting down in Florida. Ouch!

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M. L. Kiser

February 24, 2019 at 1:57 PM

Ooh, I'll bet he's sorry now. Good Limerick.

Gershon Wolf

February 24, 2019 at 4:59 PM

Ooh. I'll bet he will stay in denial for a while. You know, the five stages of grief. Eventually, he'll accept the truth, take his medicine---and come out of it a better person? --Hope so. :) gw

Panagiota Romios

February 24, 2019 at 1:17 PM

Good write! Write one about Jeff Bezos showing his wanker on a cell phone? He's not fat, nor a looker either. Not being a male, I don't know when they ever stop being horny.)) There are younger Patriot players also that got caught" good grief? Panagiota

Gershon Wolf

February 24, 2019 at 4:50 PM

Ha, ha. Good suggestion, Panagiota... I haven't followed the Bezos scandal, so I'm afraid I'm not the one to write this one... Maybe you should! ... At any rate, to answer your question: Men stop being horny when they're dead. That's why Mike Pence will not be alone with a woman (other than his wife) in a room. (I'm the same way, by the way. Laugh at me, but it's true). ~ gw

Charlie Smith

February 24, 2019 at 8:21 AM

How stupid is that? With his money...

Gershon Wolf

February 24, 2019 at 10:34 AM

Undeniably stupid... For sure ... Then again, Mr. Kraft is 77 years old, his wife died in 2011, he's overweight and not very good-looking. If he's still 'horny,' what should he do? -- Hit up on a 70-year old chick?! LOL. Like you intimate -- undeniably stupid!! ~ Gershon