Aussie Mousse

Aussie Mousse Do not heed to the woman doing your hair Mousse Styli santé ' committing one hard stare Sprays raid every time she speaks Sally & Sheila, keep your bottle above the temperature peak. Aussie style, alcohol free verse All the hairspray in the world Will never shy away your phat Splat ‘splat’, your ignorance is fat Pick up that double chin, My good friend' All that blubber! Will never burns like rubber! Here is a buck, Color your hair blue Like the horizon in the sky That picture on your wall will never do Something in your right eye' is a lie' Shed off a few pounds Add some flexible support to your Wonderbra Your hairs all flaky Your hairs all sticky How about adding, Aussie to maintain that look? Your old one's wearing off 3-29-12