Aussie Mousse

Aussie Mousse

Do not heed to the woman doing your hair 
Mousse Styli santé ' committing one hard stare 
Sprays raid every time she speaks Sally & Sheila, 
keep your bottle above the temperature peak.

Aussie style, alcohol free verse 
All the hairspray in the world
Will never shy away your phat
Splat ‘splat’, your ignorance is fat
Pick up that double chin,
My good friend'
All that blubber!
Will never burns like rubber!

Here is a buck, Color your hair blue 
Like the horizon in the sky 
That picture on your wall will never do 
Something in your right eye' is a lie' 
Shed off a few pounds Add some flexible support to your Wonderbra 
Your hairs all flaky Your hairs all sticky How about adding, 
Aussie to maintain that look? 
Your old one's wearing off

 3-29-12

Copyright © | Year Posted 2012



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Date: 5/9/2014 3:38:00 PM
Aussie, you slam... Congratulations on placing second in my contest. Such high marks I gave because you slammed... Verlena
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Date: 3/23/2014 11:06:00 AM
well, this is sure a clever poem. I decided to see if there was a poem of yours I had not read yet and I found this cute one. hair stylists can be great gossiping sources, can't they?
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Date: 1/30/2014 4:28:00 AM
kick ass post. Skat
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Date: 12/11/2013 2:11:00 AM
sweet revenge, stopping by a second and third time................... xoxoxoxoxoox ;-)
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Date: 7/7/2013 11:21:00 AM
Congratulations, with your winning poem .... xox~ PD
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Date: 7/1/2013 6:23:00 PM
Sandy, such an original and creative idea. Your wit, humor and truth speak loudly. I have had the same sort of experiences with all the mousee and spray ! Congrats on your win in the contest
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Date: 6/30/2013 12:15:00 PM
Sandy, dearest, Guys face the same in the barber chair. The subject of hunting usually revolves around hound dogs or fishing must contain comments on fishing lures or best bait to use. Sometime I'm wanting to scream..."All I want is a haircut!! " But, alas this man has a razor at my throat, so I suffer in silence...Loved your entry...congrats ... Jake
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Date: 6/29/2013 7:22:00 PM
Big heartfelt congratulations on your awesome win my dear friend and Libramate, SandyIvy! Have a happy and blessed weekend! love lots and big hugs, Leonora
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Date: 6/29/2013 3:48:00 PM
Sandy, :-) Congratulations in the Rhyming contest. I'm enjoying all the winners & poems that spoke to me in their own way. enjoy my blog if you like, peace and love. <3<3<3 ~SKAT~
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Date: 5/9/2012 1:17:00 PM
I am trying to catch up some on my thank you's to all the wonderful poets who have left kind comments on my writings. I thank you so much for your words of kindness SandyIvy. I enjoyed reading your poetry today and hope you are having a wonderful day. Love, Carol
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Date: 4/29/2012 3:53:00 PM
Very nice and yes gave me some real smiles. Hugs Michael
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Date: 3/30/2012 7:37:00 AM
Smile ˜ Words Of Wisdom To Live By, My Dear Precious & Beautiful Sandy ˜ Floating Boats & Taking Notes, The Aussie Way ˜ Smile, May Our Words Be Seaoned In The Light Of Love's Honey Dripping From Our Lips * My Love, Forever, John!:) ˜
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Date: 3/30/2012 6:20:00 AM
Where did this week go I wonder again. But hey I have enjoyed reading your poetry this morning Sandy. I hope you have a wonderful weekend filled with joy and happiness. Keep writing and sharing your poetry. Love, Carol
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