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At the First Debate

Hilary and Obama, woe-begotten 'Centrists' like them long forgotten Sanders' philosophy - Big Tent Bernie's, ahem, almost incontinent Biden's supporting increased Medicare He'll smell grandma's and grandpa's gray hair O'Rourke's no 'Beta;' he's a Francis Around questions, he does artful dances Ocasio-Cortez so wanted to run But paper ballots use too much carbon Wayne Messam's the Mayor of Miramar He's qualified for Vice-President of Miyanmar Newark's ex-Mayor, the strident Kory Booker His pledge: In the Oval Office, no hookers And lest we forget, there's Senator Liz Warren Claims to be 1/64th Indian, the moron Just can't wait for that first Democrat debate Twenty candidates -- every last one of them GREAT

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P.S. Awtry

Date: 4/25/2019 9:21:00 AM

great fun rhymes--especially Big Tent/incontinent!

Gershon Wolf
Date: 4/25/2019 11:16:00 AM

Bernie's people called me threatening to sue, but he's waived them off now, as he's too busy cleaning up the mess around the toilet in their office. LOL.

Tom Cunningham

Date: 4/25/2019 2:20:00 AM

Haha I take it your not a big fan of politicians.

Gershon Wolf
Date: 4/25/2019 11:15:00 AM

Oh, but I am --- dead ones. LOL. Seriously speaking, a longtime friend of mine recently was appointed to the House of Representatives in Washington. This new fellow was (!) as honest as the day is long. No more! Within a month of assuming the position, he was defending Ilhan Omar's comment about 9/11, i.e., 'someone did something,' from those (such as Trump and others) who deemed it unpatriotic and/or indefensible. I was beyond shocked. It just shows that politics is the art of expediency, and nothing more ever. I feel badly for this fellow's wife and 9 children. I happen to know that they are ashamed to show their faces in the (Jewish) community in Chicago now.. And they should be! Hope she divorces him forthwith. A pox on all politicos. Thanks for the comment, Tom!