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Poetic Form: Vogon

Inspired: 2023 November 28

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At the Beach

M-me   S-stranger

M-watt he say
dat vogonese
b-4 he flu away
deep-sea me, deep-sea me
thot dat at lease
i new vogonese
hee-haw-why-yen me
knot no vogonese
under-neat da kokomo tree
thot i lern a thing ore three

S-***hole

M-watt u say
yea wok away
hee-haw-why-yen wee say
d**n dat how-lee bugga
day knot nice slang say
d**g dat how-lee bugga

S-dat is knot a nice thing 2 say

M-watt u say
u no luke how-lee
u luke mo hong-kongnese

S-i am knot hong-kongnese
i am ja-pa-nay
from toe-key-yoyo

M-do u no vogonese
halo halo o how rood
d**n dat ja-pa-naynay bugga
triad day bad
yakuza took my car
butt d**n those how-lee buggas n now ugh
nex time i lern mo betta vogonese
Copyright © | Year Posted 2023

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