Asphalt

An over active bladder
Is no laughing matter.
A subject mused by many a bard.

But the weakened sphincter
though not meant as a winkster,
makes interaction unusually hard

We normally eat and then go,
Sometimes the going is slow
and wasted time on the throne is spent.

But it is better by far
than to get out of the car,
and instead of going, we’ve went. 

© Mar 12 2010      Charles Henderson
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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March 12, 2010 at 7:41 PM
FUNNY I LIKE TO READ FUNNY THINGS SOME STUFF IS TO SAD I LIKE TO LAUGH LOVED IT NICE WRITE FALESHIA
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