As Saucy As Could Be

There was a damsel beautiful The fairest in the land, and she -- As saucy as a wench could be Her teeth shone white, her lips carefree... She gave out kisses two by two Red ruby lips and tongue at play One kiss for me, the next for you We twitterpated, you might say But then one day, a tragedy Affecting every man in town The damsel, bitten by a bee Her lips, dear me, had turned to brown No more her ruby wares displayed To rest all naughty whispers laid _________________________________ 'Twitterpated' is a term from the Walt Disney classic, 'Bambi,' meaning 'head over heals in love.'