Aristocat

Whiskey the cat’s not any old cat He’s really a cat and a quarter. Anyone not accepting that Just really really ougnter With one flick of the paw He can smash any jaw A karate stroke As he ripples his coat And he can rip out Any man’s throat you just don’t argue With Whiskey the Cat You really really don’t Want to do that For he’s a ruthless killer Who really expects Any human to treat him With all due respext An aristocat of the feline realm He walks the world with pride If a person can’t accept that They’d just better go off and hide For, Whiskey the cat’s Not any old cat he’s really A cat and a quarter. Anyone not paying respect Really really ougnter. ;