Appairent Confusion

I must confess that pair and pairing confuse me.
Oh, I get the basic two of a kind thing, which 
definitely applies to socks when and shoes yet 
when I don a pair of pants, there’s only one of them. 

With people it’s even worse for in our mostly 
monogamous society, we usually pair 
male and female, even though they are different 
at least externally and while it has worked extremely
well for propagation of the species, we now number
over eight billion, which may well be too much for our 
planet, especially as our impact depends more on 
income than numbers, the more we make the
more we degrade, which may also apply to our 
society, where looking at those divorce numbers, 
it seems that pair bonding isn’t working that well. 
Then too, more pairs are deciding to be nulliparous
which makes sense as we don’t want to go to sixteen 
billion, although the apparent decrease in fertility
attributed to all those chemicals that were supposed  
to better our lives could also be a factor.
 
All of which leads me to wonder what might
have happened if as Eve pared Adam’s apple, 
he’d replied “Thanks, Babe but I’ll have a pear.”
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La France Avatar
December 29, 2020 at 10:38 AM
Dave, I love your sense of humour also and your poem truly made me smile, and so true about pairs, lol _Constance
Rose  Avatar
December 27, 2020 at 2:07 PM
lol you sure know how to confuse a mind and then straighten it out again, love your sense of humor, Thank you for sharing. I imagine you have many more of these up your sleeve,
Logan Avatar
December 12, 2020 at 11:03 AM
Your poem has given me reason for thought...just why are pants referred to as a pair, when it's only one garment? I like the ending immensely for it's humor, and I'd like a pear, just one...not a pair of pears. Fun write, D.W.
Rodgers Avatar
December 12, 2020 at 12:11 PM
Thanks Jenna, I find it hard to resist a bad pun.
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