Anyone See Where I Put Part of My Face?

My bedroom wall and floor I did adorn, With part of the face I once had worn Now a real live Phantom I be, Masked all up, so no one can see Part bandage, part blood You should have seen the flood! Redyed my carpet sparkling red, The color courtesy of my busted head For several days I was a recluse, For me it seemed of little use To rise up,once again, From my splattered bed, To fall again and re-bust my head! But clever tom is hard to stop Even when his brain's a flop I signed up for in home nursing From my local escort service This did not please that girl of mine In fact it made her nervous So she came over to help Me see the error of my ways, My head gushed more blood For three more days She left me in a bloody haze Now in traction, I pose no threat Except to my mounting Medical debt.