Antique Store

I took my periodic stroll through the local antique store today.
I stumbled over things and stepped 'round clutter to make my way.
I looked for clocks, found none, but saw many things I could do without,
And those are the things that I propose to tell you all about.

There was an old buggy wheel - I could see no use for that.
I saw horse collars, washboards and someone's stuffed Angora cat.
On the wall was a photo of a Victorian guy glaring back at me.
Also displayed was a chamber pot and a scraggly Christmas tree!

What use have I for a manure fork or hubcaps for a '47 Dodge,
Or a shaggy buffalo robe or shriveled scalps from an Indian lodge?
Displayed were coffee grinders and old Prince Albert tobacco cans,
A portrait of Napoleon and a hood ornament for a '37 Mercedes Benz!

Hanging on a clothes rack was an old soldier's moth-eaten uniform.
I have no need  for a hornet's nest that once held and angry swarm.
Though I found many things I could do without, not so my spouse!
She bought a cart full of gimcracks and trumpery to clutter up the house!

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
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First Place in Black Eyed Susan's "Antique" Contest - May 2014
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A. Sharma Avatar
May 17, 2014 at 11:13 AM
Great poetic tale Robert ,,, loved every word ,,, congrats on huge win !
Richards Avatar
May 17, 2014 at 9:30 AM
As always, you are a wonderful story teller! Another great recollection!! Congrats to you!
Guillermo - Fraser Avatar
May 17, 2014 at 4:35 AM
:) HI RObert. like how you enumerated the old items here.. :) CONGRATULATions fro your win.. :)
Dietrich Avatar
May 16, 2014 at 10:39 PM
I remember this treasure. Congrats to you.
A  Avatar
May 16, 2014 at 5:12 PM
Wonderful win, Bob H..... SKAT
Gibson Avatar
May 16, 2014 at 3:53 PM
Ha ha! I used to sell antiques. Love this, Robert. Congratulations@
Gorelick Avatar
May 16, 2014 at 11:38 AM
Well., we are soon to be antiques ourselves.lol. This is the kind of write where you excel..Im proud of your 1st place. Id like to go shopping with your wife. BG
Dietrich Avatar
April 22, 2014 at 5:03 PM
yep, that is the way it goes!!! great poem for naming antiques, Bob!!
Sergi Avatar
April 11, 2014 at 9:12 AM
Hi Robert, nice to know you . I really admired the poetic account of useless items you gave and I used to be antique hunter myself. Great Write! Please read my Collections when you have time.
Carrillo Avatar
April 10, 2014 at 10:29 AM
Hi Robert ; Every time I have a chance I come to read one of your poems. I know that you will always have a surprise. You know by now that a woman just has to buy some thing even if she don't need it. Thanks for sharing and lots of luck in the contest... Lucilla
Macfarlane Avatar
April 9, 2014 at 7:56 PM
Another's junk is another's treasure. Terrific write Robert. Hugs
Merrill Avatar
April 9, 2014 at 10:24 AM
Hi Robert, im the new kid in town. What a great poem! Skillfully written and a fun read. Wonderful imagery--great closing line. You're quite the wordsmith and imagist. My compliments! Drop by sometime. Peace mel
Eastman Avatar
April 9, 2014 at 8:21 AM
I've seen such places! Your always consistently Great. Loved it... You always hit the mark with me.
A   Avatar
April 9, 2014 at 3:25 AM
Susan, will love your pome Bob H., wonderful flow, and story... Hope you are well.....xox~ Linda
Bauer Avatar
April 8, 2014 at 3:31 PM
ha! great poem with a brilliant ending, bob! i'm with your wife on this one (and my husband sounds just like you!).
Gorelick Avatar
April 8, 2014 at 2:48 PM
Ahhh, I love your wife...we should go shopping together..lol. Love your poem..as usual. the thing is..you never know when you might find something wonderful, a treasure, ...priceless art object..I could go on and on....BG
Allison Avatar
April 8, 2014 at 11:49 AM
Made me chuckle Robert - am sure there are people out there who would love some of this stuff. Love having a bimble through antique or junk shops in the hope of discovering a priceless treasure - never happened to me .... yet Hugs Jan
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