Antique and Unique

Limericks not rude

Can I write a limerick not rude
Deep down I'm really a prude 
limerick is done
compiling was fun
Oops! Been writing whilst I am nude

I Can

A gentle young Austrian fellow
Played both piano and cello
both instruments antique
his talent unique
Produced tones so calming and mellow
Copyright © | Year Posted 2026

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Dietrich Avatar
July 17, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Very nice!
bard Avatar
July 17, 2026 at 11:37 PM
thank you Andrea
Maverick Avatar
July 17, 2026 at 1:04 PM
Great limo's As it goes dugg'o, havn't Seen better i'll have all know.' Now I'll have to try, having a go.'
bard Avatar
July 17, 2026 at 1:07 PM
Thanks Joe A great limo response Blessings Douglas
Empress Avatar
July 13, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Haha the last line of the first limerick made me smile! You are really good at limericks i see cus your words did make me smile! I love the last bit too dear Douglas! Pleasure reading you today. Sending you light always ~
bard Avatar
July 14, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Good day Dear Ink Thank you for your accolade. I have developed a sense of humour as the years have meandered and limericks are a great avenue for humour. It took me a while to discover the limerick but they now come easy and I love writing them. I have self published a couple of poetry books one that's all rhyme and one called Laugh with the Barefoot Bard, It may have a limerick. I'm thinking of publishing one called Limericks with the Barefoot Bard Blessings Douglas
Sharma  Avatar
July 12, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Bravo, brilliant limericks, Douglas. Fun and entertaining.. sending light and best wishes!
bard Avatar
July 12, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Good day Hiya Nice you were entertained Blessings Douglas
Dietrich Avatar
July 11, 2026 at 10:41 PM
The first one was the funniest. It was a real hoot!
bard Avatar
July 11, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Good day Andrea A bit of a spoof Blessings Douglas
Smith nee Howarth Avatar
July 11, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Well done dear Douglas your limericks always entertain.
Maverick Avatar
July 17, 2026 at 1:12 PM
I reckon you'll find the rest..is just by doin your Best.'
bard Avatar
July 11, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Good day Alison. Thank you for your encouraging words. I would like a rest from writing poetry but the verse just keeps flowing Blessings Douglas
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