Another Tacky Break-Up

"I like you, but not like you think that I do So let's just be friends - is that all right with you? And please give me back all the gifts that I gave and by any chance, did all of the wrapping you save? Cause, now that we're "friends", I'm sure you'll agree I should regift them all for my new love to see. She's awfully picky, so please don't you bring all the words that I said when I gave you that ring- I was drunk. I was sick. I was on my death bed and quite nearly insane, if not out of my head So please just get lost, and I don't mean that mean, but my new love is sure to arrive on the scene So just send back the gifts, (you don't mind the expense) It's the least you could do - for one of your friends..."