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Another Farage barrage

Slewed and screwed by another Farage barrage No longer a skewed malicious mirage Stronger imbued with pernicious camouflage Wronger spewed such vicious sabotage Doom Monger crude officious collage Slewed and screwed by another Farage barrage Rabble rousing by ghoulishly espousing Nige will oblige and foolishly perform Leader and feeder of each reader Preach on every seedier media platform Separate the wheat from the chaff Oi Oi hoi polloi hate ploy to annoy Deform is now somehow the new norm Just naff spaff for Reform riff raff Slewed and screwed by another Farage barrage Public school fool cruel rule at large Faustian now Trumpian drool tool in charge Attacking…spits dismal dimwits ransacking Society in bits because of these gits The entirety cracking by fracking Farage Abysmal Brits twits’ backing hacking Downed & drowned in sewer spewer discharge Slewed and screwed by another Farage barrage The agenda to go on a racist rant rampage Malignant belligerent immigrant bender centre stage Scary animals lairy trapped in a rage cage Bashing gender and any woke offender Views shunt the news take the front page Bespoke cloak to stoke the healthy wealthy Choke broke folk...stealthy..slashing Tax to scratch that rich b***h itch Poleaxe..abuse the yoke but will still bewitch Vicarious defender of the nefarious splendour Of this salacious mendacious joke bloke Pretender Slewed and screwed by another Farage barrage!

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