Animal Nightmare

There’s a crow there in my kitchen that is eating all my corn While a raccoon’s at the backdoor, coming through the screen that’s torn A badger is in my bathroom and has eaten all my soap Oops, a snake is hanging from my light that I thought was just a rope My God, nature’s broken in and taking over all my house I’m looking at my comfy chair and on it is a mouse There’s a cat now in my bedroom and he’s rolling on my bed Darn, I hope this is a dream or someone messing with my head