Angel's Holiday (Part Two)

Continued from Angel's Holiday (Part One) And than there was the time in the Lion's den You know the one Daniel was in He was suppose to feed the lions extra meat Instead he brought vegetables for their treat Again Gabriel stood his ground So in the morning the prophet could still be found And when the Babylonians were at the gate The Holy Ark with it he was suppose to escape But instead under the Temple Mount he drops it Lost forever unless the Knights Templar got it Poor Bob not a feather for a wing He just can't seem to do the simplest of things And what about all those souls Whose earnest prayers he forgot on holds And did he forget for Abraham To deliver a pig and not a ram And now the Jews can't eat ham And did he tell Noah about his boat I bet my wings she'll never float And didn't he show Eve the apple tree And when he saw the snake he said live and let it be Could his intellect be more profound and deeper? Did he not advise Cain of Abel you're not your brother's keeper? Bob's intentions are good he tries real hard But like a Kennedy he can't seem to pass the bar So after working without a break It was time for Bob's vacation for goodness sake He deserves his time of rest To help him relax so he can return at his best And now you understand my predicament and situation There's only three days left before the end of Bob's vacation So Lord if you would if you could please Give me another guardian angel when I'm on bended knees It's not that I'm not grateful and give thanks But frankly Angel Bob is all fuss and just stinks Promote him with halo and wings of gold Push him to Calss A if I could be so bold But just don't let him pass the Trumpet of Judgement Day Because I'm sure he would blow it and send Doom on our way It's not that in Heaven I would not like to go It's just on earth I would like to know What it is like to have an angel who's smart and likes to play So please keep Bob on a permanent Angel's Holiday