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And That's All I Ams

My ball sack has grown
While my p-n-s,  much shorter,
Is now only known
For its passing of water
Which it does like clockwork
Twice every hour
So to save my poor cock work
I piss in the shower
Once at the start
And again, at the end
With a syncopated fart
That I add to the blend.
I’m just an old, faded failure
Who has run out of damns
But like Popeye the Sailor
I ams what I ams,

© Barry Freeman	April 2021

Copyright © | Year Posted 2021




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Date: 5/28/2021 7:39:00 PM
I loved this one, too...teetering on the edge of naughty. And you didn't get censored with **** as I have before! Good writing, again. Yep, this time comes to all of us, unfortunately.
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