And I Didn'T See Her Coming

she was about thirty,Thai, with long shiny black hair and a body to die for: and I built her mother a house and we walked together in the rice fields but it wasn't enough for her and she asked me to buy a four wheel Toyota to "take the family around" and I thought a while about my shrinking balance and growing libido,and a friend said, "cut your losses", so I finished it, and I was free and solvent and the Toyota four wheel became her dream again (but I must have been crazy)