An Unpoetic Hustle

Because my brilliant hooks read indirect,
But bait directly one illiterate,
They likely slip stripped fish-net intellect,
Thus, now, I’ll lure completely different:
Just like the redwood trees that grow sooooooo tall,
Gapetto’s puppet’s nose Pinocchios,
And since I’m not a strung-out ancient doll,
I guess it’s you who picks the snotty rose. 
You might believe you harness magic string;
The pixie dust of Pan in Neverland;
But don’t forget what came of Gollum’s ring
Once Frodo lost a finger from his hand -
   It was rewound, re-reeled, forged gleefully,
     Forever lost in false reality.

   
3/18/2017

Note:  In keeping with John’s “Something Completely Different - Monty Pythonesque” theme I wrote this after randomly pointing to 14 different words in a Hustler magazine article that I then forced myself to integrate into a sonnet, one per line, in the order they were selected and implemented a rule of “no-edits” after a line was complete.  The list went like this:

hooks, *****baits, fish-net, I’ll, grow, nose, strung-out, guess, harness, never, what, finger, glee, lost
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Date: 4/4/2017 6:08:00 AM
Great job Philip, this is exceptional! I've employed that technique myself randomly selecting words from the dictionary (see my poem Passage Green).
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Date: 4/2/2017 11:59:00 PM
I agree w/all the other talented poetesses/poets, Phillip. This is pure genius work of poetry. I esp agree w/Elizabeth ... a creative mastermind. This is my debut foray into your poetry. I must say I am enthralled by your pen. You got the gift no doubt about that. Look forward to reading more of your thoughts/feelings. Love and more love to you and yours. Romanic Warrior
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Date: 3/27/2017 10:03:00 AM
Great way to do an added challenge, really something different,Phillip:) congratulations:)
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Date: 3/20/2017 2:36:00 AM
Show me that haircut and clean-shaved face LOL. This is so totally fun :) You once told me already that you sometimes write poems by randomly choosing words. I think it's time I start doing the same! Congratulations :)
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Date: 3/19/2017 7:15:00 PM
I'm totally amazed that you found that many acceptable words in one Hustler article. That alone should command extra grade points. Congratulations...
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Phillip Garcia
Date: 3/19/2017 8:17:00 PM
Well, if I'm being totally honest, it took me 23 tries to find 14 words but I got there eventually. Thanks :)
Date: 3/19/2017 4:30:00 PM
Phillip, I read the poem before I read the footnotes. I found it an ingenious treatment of the theme....and then I read the "hoops" you made yourself jump through....definitely different...thanks for entering the contest
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Date: 3/19/2017 1:09:00 PM
Creative mastermind you!
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Date: 3/18/2017 8:44:00 PM
LOL ;)
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Date: 3/18/2017 6:58:00 PM
I am in awe of your creativity here Phillip - I struggle to even write a sonnet let alone have the added challenge of the words - very well done:-) hugs jan xx
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Phillip Garcia
Date: 3/18/2017 7:01:00 PM
Ooh! I'm glad you called. I wanted to tell you that today I got a haircut AND I shaved. Let all the ladies know!
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