An Intimate Itch

A certain itch it’s like no other,
descending as Vesuvious burning 
tyre, a nuee ardente of fire

Manouver all you will, to no
sweet avail; it’s your hand
that’s needed, no matter what 
audience papers the house	

Yes, a magazine or folded coat
can often shield the work required,  
but please, no sighs or muted 
cries desired

Then good performance must
transpire, to shift the well-placed 
hand from view

And when the fire is doused, as such, 
and all one’s thoughts removed from 	
crotch 

Reflect on how you saved the day,
with folded coat on nuts in May
Copyright © | Year Posted 2015

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August 5, 2015 at 11:16 PM
Lol. I'm not saying a word!!! Oops I just did. Wow!!! Thanks for my laughs.
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