An Infinitesimal Ton of Stuff

Me a pack-rat? Is you crazee? I gots me a path to walk, From one room to annudder So who is you to talk? I gotz at me fingatips Alls dat Eyes could kneed Like 1972 newspapers Which I ain't gotz yet ta read I think somewhere in dare, I'z gotz an x-wife or 2, I suspectz from da smell, Dat day ain't talkin' to mee orz youu, Ann dat germain doog I'dz onss had He 2 could be in dare, Every onse in da while I no-tis doggee hair I'll cleanz it upp ladda not now I iz too tyred my housekeepin' I assure u Iz someting to be admired...