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Contest: Just For Giggles

Sponsor: Michael Fulkerson

27 May 2025

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The sick and the injured had been his whole life He’d never found time to ensnare a good wife He’d slept with a patient and soon was arrested “It just happened once,” to the court he attested He’ll run no more x-rays, he’ll set no more bones He’d made the mistake that no jury condones No more operations, no drugs to dispense The judge said, “The public demands recompense.” “Your claim that it happened just once was complacent, There is no excuse to lie down with a patient. A long prison sentence is what you will get Such a shame… for I hear you were quite a good vet.”

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Date: 6/18/2025 8:47:00 PM
This one slayed me, Terry. ~ VETeran of Foreign Whores
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Terry Flood
Date: 6/20/2025 11:47:00 AM
Glad you enjoyed, GW.
Date: 5/28/2025 10:17:00 AM
Terry - you never disappoint and this is no exception! Hilarious and very sneaky of you!
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Date: 5/28/2025 11:18:00 AM
Thanks, Ilene. I recently read a version of this joke that would have been about 15 stanzas… so I hope everyone appreciates my brevity - for once ;-)
Date: 5/27/2025 3:46:00 PM
omg Terry the ending is quite unexpected, a fabuous twist which was hilariarse lol:-) hugs jan xx
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Date: 5/27/2025 4:59:00 PM
Thanks, Jan. This gag exists in so many shapes and forms that I can only claim it as mine in this poetic form. Glad you enjoyed. Terry x

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