An Ideal Job

A satire by Elton Camp “To find what type of job you are best fitted to and then to secure an opportunity to pursue it, is the key to happiness.” -- John Dewey For me, it’s now too late to do As my working days are through For young folks about to begin There’s one I’d recommend The pay’s fair and the work’s steady The skills you need you have already Don’t build a load of student debt A college degree, no need to get If you can talk, hear and key Then you’re likely home free It’s not work in the blazing sun You can quit when the day’s done The work is all performed inside From cold, there’s no need to hide If a layoff should ever come around Another like it is very easily found This job is one that’s ample Of your day, here’s a sample “Mr. Jones, how are you today?” Mealtime is when it’s best to say “I’m giving you a chance to buy It’s great, as I’d never, ever lie.” “Our product is so incredibly neat. Without it, your life is incomplete.” “Your credit card is all that I need To handle it with the greatest speed.” Being a telemarketer is what I propose For no jobs are more worthy than those Separating the sucker from his dough Will give you a happy, contented glow