An Ever Present Danger

A sneeze travels about 100 mph 40,000 droplets are ejected Traveling almost eleven feet Much further than expected Wondering if that applies to farts Heard they can be quite deadly Blowing big holes in your undies Emitting an odorous medley Clocked at almost 10 feet per second That's roughly about 7 miles per hour Capable of setting fire to your curtains Have wilted pretty flowers People have been seriously injured Not wearing protective gear The recoil action can drive them Into walls and objects near Actually heard of this one poor chap Who's not longer able to speak The utterly intensive reverberation Reduced his voice to a squeak Well now don't say I didn't warn you Bout this ever present danger Take heed and do have a happy life Advice from a caring stranger
Copyright © | Year Posted 2023


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Date: 3/18/2023 9:49:00 AM
I wonder what you'd call the person who "measures" all these things? Absolutely hilarious, Jack.
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Jack Ellison
Date: 3/18/2023 10:21:00 AM
Bottom line is for goodness sakes BE CAREFUL!!! Problem though is farts can happen without warning! You can only keep your guard up and the slightest chance of an explosion, protect your most important parts!!!!!!!
Date: 3/18/2023 7:51:00 AM
There are all kinds of foods that cause gas, which at some point the human must pass, if you're standing near, the danger is clear, the stink comes like fog from their ass. Good morning Jack:) Loved your poem.
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Jack Ellison
Date: 3/18/2023 7:56:00 AM
Love your explanation added to mine... we should write a book together!!! Cheers my bud!
Date: 3/18/2023 6:22:00 AM
This poem is really good.
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Jack Ellison
Date: 3/18/2023 6:33:00 AM
Thank you Connie... much appreciated! Love, Happy Jack XOX!
Date: 3/18/2023 6:18:00 AM
Wear a gas mask at all times lol. Enjoy your weekend Jack. Tom
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Date: 3/18/2023 6:36:00 AM
Gas masks are sooo important since Covid! Have a good weekend Tom!
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