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An Easy Quiz

Think I'll start your day off with an easy quiz Who's the fairest, famousest lim man in the biz One guess you get Pretty hard to forget Get it wrong and you'll wish you never lived

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Lim'Rik Flats

Date: 12/31/2017 8:24:00 AM

Let me guess, he's a doozy.//On each arm he wears a floozy.//He likes to dance//without any pants//and he's hot as a fired up Uzi. ///Methinks his name would be Jack//his hoohaa shoots like an Ack Ack//gun on full power//from his ivory tower//and he sings like the late Man in Black. QUIZ ON PROFESSOR SLIMERICK!!!

Jack Ellison
Date: 12/31/2017 9:19:00 AM

It's me, it's me!!! Too much??? Hope you have a super duper 2018 JJ!!!

Judith S

Date: 12/31/2017 8:23:00 AM

What happens if I get it wrong?? ;)

Jack Ellison
Date: 12/31/2017 9:16:00 AM

YUM I have a special treatment just for you... wink wink!! Lovesies, Jack xxx

Maureen McGreavy The Insolent Rib

Date: 12/31/2017 8:06:00 AM

The one the only Limerick Man in my mind, Pops, dishing wit and humour, pulling out all the stops, he pulls on other things... like funny bones and bikini strings.

Jack Ellison
Date: 12/31/2017 8:15:00 AM

Hmmm thought you were referring to my finger!!! NO?

Silent One

Date: 12/31/2017 7:03:00 AM

Lol... Silence is the essence of peace...

Silent One
Date: 12/31/2017 7:29:00 AM

It is a silent star :)

Jack Ellison
Date: 12/31/2017 7:13:00 AM

Your new avatar looks like you turned out the lights and fell asleep! lol

Silent One

Date: 12/31/2017 6:42:00 AM

Making peeps laugh is his manta, bringing joy with his banta! Loves his PS bezzies. To give em prezzies, he is the limerick santa!

Jack Ellison
Date: 12/31/2017 6:46:00 AM

A day without Silent One would be noisy!!! Get it??? lol

Silent One

Date: 12/31/2017 6:38:00 AM

ERm..... Is he from Canada, round and jolly? Looks like Santa and loves his banta?

Jack Ellison
Date: 12/31/2017 6:44:00 AM

LOL Yup... you win a bag of horse manure!!! BTW there once was a pitcher for the old Montreal Royals by the name of Jack Banta... true story!!! LOL!!!