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An Argument With the Floor

Had an argument with the floor and the floor won
A rematch is scheduled, this time I'll be packing a gun
Not taking any chances
Won't end up on the canvass
Pump some slugs in it's under belly and watch all the fun

Copyright © Jack Ellison | Year Posted 2017

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Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart Date: 7/21/2017 12:11:00 PM I too have met the speeding planet too many a time ;) thanks for the giggle locked and loaded Jack xomo Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 7/21/2017 5:39:00 PM "canvASS"!!! love it Miss Canucky!!! Sure came out on the wrong end of this one!!! Love Mo!!! xxx Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart Date: 7/21/2017 12:12:00 PM & love "canvASS"

Lim'Rik Flats Date: 7/21/2017 8:24:00 AM I've fought the floor before//Even wrestled a door//Both of them won//It wasn't fun//but I won't declare a war. SLUG ON JACKSON!!! Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 7/21/2017 5:41:00 PM Guess I'll NEVER learn... should send you a pic of my kisser! NAW! Too frightening!!! HEY HEY JOHN JOHN!!!

Russell Sivey Date: 7/21/2017 7:26:00 AM Your humor always brings me a smile Jack! I love the lines "Not taking any chances/won't end up on the canvass" those a awesome lines there! What a beautiful work of art my friend! I really enjoyed reading this tremendous piece this morning! Thank you for sharing it with us! Great Work!! Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 7/21/2017 5:43:00 PM You are much too kind Russell!!! Thank you my good friend!!!