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An Amphibious Thought

There once was a frog
Who sat on a log
And had an amphibious thought

If you crossed some newts
With salamands cute
Exactly then, what have you got?

But when he asked Newt,
Newt got rather cross,
Said why would you want to do that?

When he asked the ‘mander
He got up his dander
They got in a similar spat

So he hit the road
And found him a toad
O Lawd, she had glorious thighs!

Since it got him naught
He banished his thought
Now they share his log, eating flies

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Date: 7/13/2022 4:33:00 PM
This was so male of you "O Lawd, she had glorious thighs!" and so funny!
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