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An Ala Carte Tart

There was a ripe randy old tart when kissing her John she did fart that's nothing she said 'cause he wets the bed Who cares it's all ala carte!

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Carol Sunshine Brown

Date: 5/23/2012 5:56:00 AM

Congratulations on your well deserved win in P.D.'s "Pooping" contest Debbie. Love, Carol

Mandy Tams The Golden Girl

Date: 5/23/2012 1:26:00 AM

Congrats on your smelly win xx

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 5/22/2012 10:10:00 PM

Debbie, , I'm holding my nose all the way down the list... ha ha ha! , the smell and yucky image, made me laugh so much... thank you for the smiles, and the laugh... I think poop is so gross , but, funny when spoke of... he he he!!! ,,Congratulations for your awesome pooping entry! thank you for supporting my contest. Take care ~ALWAYS * the one and only :-) PD ((I had a title rule))

Sara Kendrick

Date: 5/22/2012 3:33:00 PM

Congrats on your winning work..Unique and descriptive..Sara

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 5/21/2012 9:25:00 PM

Debs, good one. Was it for the french contest as well as the farting one? hahaha

Gwendolen Song

Date: 5/19/2012 4:01:00 PM

hahahahah....Hey this is grande!!! I will draw you a picture IF you sing me a song! Fairs fair!! hahah....Come visit my poop poem next, Deb! I never in a million yrs tho't I'd be typing this sentence!! hahaha. Love, Gwendolen

Sara Kendrick

Date: 5/19/2012 3:51:00 PM

Reads like a winner to me..Good luck in PD contest..I am sure she will get a laugh..Thanks for stopping by with congrats..Sara

Josie Whitehead

Date: 5/19/2012 8:05:00 AM

Really funny Debbie. Well done!

Elizabeth Wesley

Date: 5/18/2012 7:50:00 PM

Clever and so much fun Debbi, all undesireable traits but in his own bed I guess it's ok!

Joann Grisetti

Date: 5/17/2012 6:36:00 PM

Limericks are just made for this contest. I love yours, funny, but good taste.

Debra Squyres

Date: 5/17/2012 2:37:00 PM

hahahaha....rofl !! Too cute !!

Painted Hunter

Date: 5/17/2012 12:34:00 PM

Lol! Is that for the contest? I entered one too...not as clever as yours I'm afraid...just absolute ridiculousness!!

Painted Hunter
Date: 5/17/2012 4:26:00 PM

And yes, Debbie. That helped very much. I wasn't sure if rhyme was only-a-b-a-b or if it could be a-a-b-b, or a variation of that. Thanks so much!!