An Ala Carte Tart

There was a ripe randy old tart
when kissing her John she did fart
that's nothing she said
'cause he wets the bed
Who cares it's all ala carte!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2012

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Brown Avatar
May 23, 2012 at 5:56 AM
Congratulations on your well deserved win in P.D.'s "Pooping" contest Debbie. Love, Carol
Tams The Golden Girl Avatar
May 23, 2012 at 1:26 AM
Congrats on your smelly win xx
A   Avatar
May 22, 2012 at 10:10 PM
Debbie, , I'm holding my nose all the way down the list... ha ha ha! , the smell and yucky image, made me laugh so much... thank you for the smiles, and the laugh... I think poop is so gross , but, funny when spoke of... he he he!!! ,,Congratulations for your awesome pooping entry! thank you for supporting my contest. Take care ~ALWAYS * the one and only :-) PD ((I had a title rule))
Kendrick Avatar
May 22, 2012 at 3:33 PM
Congrats on your winning work..Unique and descriptive..Sara
Dietrich Avatar
May 21, 2012 at 9:25 PM
Debs, good one. Was it for the french contest as well as the farting one? hahaha
Song Avatar
May 19, 2012 at 4:01 PM
hahahahah....Hey this is grande!!! I will draw you a picture IF you sing me a song! Fairs fair!! hahah....Come visit my poop poem next, Deb! I never in a million yrs tho't I'd be typing this sentence!! hahaha. Love, Gwendolen
Kendrick Avatar
May 19, 2012 at 3:51 PM
Reads like a winner to me..Good luck in PD contest..I am sure she will get a laugh..Thanks for stopping by with congrats..Sara
Whitehead Avatar
May 19, 2012 at 8:05 AM
Really funny Debbie. Well done!
Wesley Avatar
May 18, 2012 at 7:50 PM
Clever and so much fun Debbi, all undesireable traits but in his own bed I guess it's ok!
Grisetti Avatar
May 17, 2012 at 6:36 PM
Limericks are just made for this contest. I love yours, funny, but good taste.
Squyres Avatar
May 17, 2012 at 2:37 PM
hahahaha....rofl !! Too cute !!
Hunter Avatar
May 17, 2012 at 12:34 PM
Lol! Is that for the contest? I entered one too...not as clever as yours I'm afraid...just absolute ridiculousness!!
Hunter Avatar
May 17, 2012 at 4:26 PM
And yes, Debbie. That helped very much. I wasn't sure if rhyme was only-a-b-a-b or if it could be a-a-b-b, or a variation of that. Thanks so much!!
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