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An Ala Carte Tart

There was a ripe randy old tart
when kissing her John she did fart
that's nothing she said
'cause he wets the bed
Who cares it's all ala carte!

Copyright © Debbie Guzzi | Year Posted 2012

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Carol Sunshine Brown Date: 5/23/2012 5:56:00 AM Congratulations on your well deserved win in P.D.'s "Pooping" contest Debbie. Love, Carol Login to Reply

Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 5/23/2012 1:26:00 AM Congrats on your smelly win xx Login to Reply

Poet Destroyer A Date: 5/22/2012 10:10:00 PM Debbie, , I'm holding my nose all the way down the list... ha ha ha! , the smell and yucky image, made me laugh so much... thank you for the smiles, and the laugh... I think poop is so gross , but, funny when spoke of... he he he!!! ,,Congratulations for your awesome pooping entry! thank you for supporting my contest. Take care ~ALWAYS * the one and only :-) PD ((I had a title rule)) Login to Reply

Sara Kendrick Date: 5/22/2012 3:33:00 PM Congrats on your winning work..Unique and descriptive..Sara Login to Reply

Andrea Dietrich Date: 5/21/2012 9:25:00 PM Debs, good one. Was it for the french contest as well as the farting one? hahaha Login to Reply

Gwendolen Song Date: 5/19/2012 4:01:00 PM hahahahah....Hey this is grande!!! I will draw you a picture IF you sing me a song! Fairs fair!! hahah....Come visit my poop poem next, Deb! I never in a million yrs tho't I'd be typing this sentence!! hahaha. Love, Gwendolen Login to Reply

Sara Kendrick Date: 5/19/2012 3:51:00 PM Reads like a winner to me..Good luck in PD contest..I am sure she will get a laugh..Thanks for stopping by with congrats..Sara Login to Reply

Josie Whitehead Date: 5/19/2012 8:05:00 AM Really funny Debbie. Well done! Login to Reply

Elizabeth Wesley Date: 5/18/2012 7:50:00 PM Clever and so much fun Debbi, all undesireable traits but in his own bed I guess it's ok! Login to Reply

Joann Grisetti Date: 5/17/2012 6:36:00 PM Limericks are just made for this contest. I love yours, funny, but good taste. Login to Reply

Debra Squyres Date: 5/17/2012 2:37:00 PM hahahaha....rofl !! Too cute !! Login to Reply

Painted Hunter Date: 5/17/2012 12:34:00 PM Lol! Is that for the contest? I entered one too...not as clever as yours I'm afraid...just absolute ridiculousness!! Login to Reply Painted Hunter Date: 5/17/2012 4:26:00 PM And yes, Debbie. That helped very much. I wasn't sure if rhyme was only-a-b-a-b or if it could be a-a-b-b, or a variation of that. Thanks so much!!