Am I Crazy

i am not satisfied with where i have to call home . it stinks , most of the time . my neighbor is a real ******* . my roommate gets to have most of the fun.. in palm, pink, red or even brown eye . i think i may be in the u.s. navy . i keep hearing stories of navel and semen . it's always dark here , i very rarely get out and about . crap , what are u doing , this isn't an amusement park ... it seems i get the worst of everything ...hit , scratched , sometimes he even shaves me . if i am lucky , i can get licked once in a while . i know you think i complain alot , but i don't give a damn . down in the dumps , i feel blue . the moment i actually get to see daylight , a snap ..the zipper shuts. everything is wrong , just seems out of place . i don't know , maybe i am just ......nuts .