Jack Ellison Poet Limerick

All's Well That Ends Well

I'm happy as poop, got the results of my brain scan
They had a hard time finding it when the scanner began
It sputtered and screeched
Till my bum it did reach
It's outta place but it's an “all's well that ENDs well” exam

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Tim Smith October 8, 2016 at 10:40 AM The bum of a machine wouldn't work...near my bottom to long it did lurk...no brainwaves appeared...out of my rear....the proctologists was really a jerk Jack Ellison October 8, 2016 at 1:23 PM Those damn proctologists!!! lol GO JAYS!!!! YEE HAW

Lim'Rik Flats October 8, 2016 at 9:06 AM The doctors all looked around//hoping Jack's brain would be found//it was installed in reverse//while Jackson played with the nurse//a behaviour which did some astound. (notice the 'u' in behaviour? Just for the proper English speakers;-) Boy, am I outta practice! Jack Ellison October 8, 2016 at 1:33 PM I speak the King's English don't ya know!!! lol Love those sweet nursies YUM!!! BTW My brain, although located in a different location, is still my second best body part!!! Did I tell you it's great to have you back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Manmath Dalei October 8, 2016 at 12:18 PM Ha......Ha.....Ha.......Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... Tim Smith October 8, 2016 at 10:40 AM Lol