Jason Barth Poet Couplet

All Those Peas Or Don'T Drink the Tea

I drank me a gallon and a half of tea
Next thing I seen was all those peas
Tootall the cops were not really there
You know I was trying to get my groove like a bear
You know your too tall to hide in that bush
If they were after you it would of been a rush
Every one thought I was hiding in the deep freeze
But I was really out back in the breeze
Had a conversation with the sidewalk
We even talked about a duck
Next thing I heard is I hear him I can't see him
The lights were really dim
They said I think he is behind the corn
I snuck in silent sounding like a falling acorn
I said I think I seen him run behind the peas
Took them a second for them to see
I was standing behind them all the time
The midnight clock chimed
Sitting down in the living room
All of a sudden with a boom
Stuck for hours we all had our line
In rotation said it when it was our time
Scooby chased us to the end of the night
That night was fun and Scooby didn't fight

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