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All Man Well Almost

My suntan comes from a bottle My hair from a wig maker in Peru My legs are very hairy I have to put my teeth in to chew I have had plastic surgery And a nip and tuck And I'm soon to have my nose done With a bit of luck My lips are bigger than Mick Jagger's And I have that wind tunnel look And I'm quite a catch by anybodies book But I'm all man Well almost But I do what I can I do have a six pack But keep it in the cooler Yes I'm quite a man I measured it with a ruler. So come on ladies grab me while you can When I've got my teeth in and wig up on my head They say I look like George Clooney But then I look in the mirror And I think they meant Mickey Rooney. Ar well can't have everything But my heart is loving and true I may not be organic no more With all the plastic surgery But there's much more than that to me. Peter Dome.copyright.2014. July.

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Poet Destroyer A

Date: 3/21/2015 5:52:00 PM

PETER, ONCE AGAIN :) Thank you so much for the reply. That was nice of you to comment my comment. ((Regarding the reply you left in my comment box)) Always ~LINDA~

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 9/2/2014 10:20:00 AM

anytime

Peter Dome
Date: 9/8/2014 8:06:00 AM

Thanks hope your keeping ok. take care warm best wishes. Pete.

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 8/24/2014 11:43:00 AM

Peter, once again... :) Thank you for the nice reply on my comment <3 LINDA

Peter Dome
Date: 8/24/2014 12:05:00 PM

Thank you Lind I feel so privileged to be here and know such wonderful talented kind hearted people as yourself. I wish you would write again. love your work. take care best wishes. Pete X.

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 8/10/2014 7:11:00 PM

You really had me laughing out loud, Peter. Ironically, I wrote a poem about a wig and false teeth yesterday, but haven't posted it yet. The measuring stick and "Mickey Rooney" had me rolling. What fun it would be to co-write with you! We could do it for Karen. Thanks for the great laughs. I have to make sure you're in my fave poets list. Love, Carolyn

Carolyn Devonshire
Date: 8/10/2014 7:12:00 PM

A favorite poem for me too

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 8/6/2014 10:50:00 PM

PETER, AGAIN, THANK YOU

Peter Dome
Date: 8/7/2014 10:16:00 AM

Thank you, wish you could write some more of your excellent poems. hope your keeping well best wishes. Pete.

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 7/31/2014 12:39:00 AM

anytime Peter :)

Peter Dome
Date: 7/31/2014 4:36:00 AM

Thank you Linda always a pleasure. I wish you'd write some new poems. your great.take good care.my warmest best wishes. Pete.

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 7/30/2014 7:49:00 AM

WOW, now that is good Peter, your tan from a bottle. I could not help myself, on the George Clooney and Mickey Rooney line... LOL... It's like you said, take me for what I am on the inside, loving and true,.... super love this..Linda

Peter Dome
Date: 7/30/2014 10:21:00 AM

Hi Linda so good to hear from you. hope your ok. Everyone seems to think it's true. it's not. apart from the six pack in the cooler ha ha. Thank you so much. take care, best wishes. Pete.

Debbie Guzzi

Date: 7/29/2014 12:19:00 PM

So very true!! Light & Love

Peter Dome
Date: 7/30/2014 3:59:00 AM

Thank you so much Debbie very kind of you to say. take care best wishes. Pete.

Vera Duggan

Date: 7/28/2014 7:02:00 PM

Ha!Ha! so funny Peter, that is one great poem, despite all those things I am sure you are all man, take care my friend..............Vera............

Peter Dome
Date: 7/28/2014 7:30:00 PM

Hi Vera so good to hear from you my friend. thank you so much glad you enjoyed my moment of madness. Loved you farm poem just wonderful take good care. warm best wishes. Pete. the other Pete.

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 7/28/2014 3:23:00 PM

So DO TELL, have you really had plastic surgery?

Peter Dome
Date: 7/28/2014 4:10:00 PM

Andrea. I wouldn't have thought that myself. I was born a cursed romantic. I need more, than a fling like you.I need to feel. Judging by your picture that shhhh! I fancy like mad. you are a beautiful girl.Iv'e met many women, who didn't know what they wanted. I just wish things had turned out etter for you. but then you wouldn't have met your hubby. thank you. Pete.

Peter Dome
Date: 7/28/2014 4:06:00 PM

I had my nose done years ago. everyone thought it was ok. but me.Apart from that,thank you very much for stopping by take care. Pete. How about you?.

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 7/28/2014 3:22:00 PM

ahaha, I LOVE it, this is MY kind of poem, Peter!!! I left you a note at my turtle poem, but in case you dont' see it, thanks for what you said. One guy I think misread what I was trying to say. I was never one of those nymphomania kind of girls. quite the opposite! I was just crazy romantic and could not understand why the guy thought I was not right for him!

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 7/28/2014 2:17:00 PM

- You sounded like "the real thing" or man :))) - (I understand ..... your monkey photo :))) - Love this: "I have a six pack But keep it in the cooler ":)))) - Enjoy reading your poems today. Peter - Thanks for the nice visit on my poem. - oxox // Anne-Lise :)

Peter Dome
Date: 7/28/2014 2:20:00 PM

It's a real pleasure Anne Lise. glad you enjoyed it hope your well. think I'll get my six pack oiut ha ha. Pete.

Toquyen Harrell

Date: 7/28/2014 1:11:00 PM

Lol, so you are like a brand new man with all that work? Haha as long as your heart remains the same you have it made :)

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 7/28/2014 2:18:00 PM

" The man " :))))

Peter Dome
Date: 7/28/2014 2:00:00 PM

Thank you kind lady, if only all ladies were as wonderful and new a good thing when they saw it ha ha. Wonderful to hear from you. Just a bit of madness. so glad you stopped by. thank you. take care. The man.