Mike Gentile Poet Rhyme

All I Want For Christmas Is Food!

To the tune of:
All I Want For Christmas is You!


I can eat a lot for Christmas
               I just like to sit and feed
I don’t care for shirts and sweaters
         Fish and Chips are all I need

I don’t need no mistletoe  
      Chocolate cakes and cookie dough
Get me in the mood
         All I want for Christmas is food!!


I like seafood and Italian
     Shrimp and pizza set me free
I don’t need new pens or wallets
        Sandwiches are fine for me

Yes, and steak with baked potato
   Sour cream and buttered bread
So much better than a gift card
         I’m so happy when I’m fed


Wrapping presents takes its toll
     Send Chow Mein ( with six egg roll)!
Not to be too crude BUT
         All I want for Christmas is food!!!


12/11/24

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Victor Buhagiar January 8, 2025 at 8:43 AM You have quite a menu for the festivities. Afterwards, you can go on a diet. :) Mike Gentile January 10, 2025 at 10:25 AM Thanks Victor, I’m so glad you liked it, I hope the new year is treating you well!!

Crystol Woods January 3, 2025 at 5:38 PM Perfect parody! Every word hit the right chord and made me laugh! I'm so glad you entered! Xoxo Mike Gentile January 3, 2025 at 5:55 PM Thanks so much Crystol, what a fun contest!

Charles Messina December 15, 2024 at 4:52 AM Now your talkin' (lol) love this, Mike. My girlfriend is Jewish, so for Christmas it's been Chinese food for me the past 10 years (lol). Merry Christmas to you and your family. Charlie Mike Gentile December 15, 2024 at 9:47 AM Thank you Charlie and the best of the season to you and yours as well!!!

Deb M December 12, 2024 at 11:31 AM Sounds perfect Mike…..food and NO guilt! Ha…..Debx Mike Gentile December 13, 2024 at 8:02 PM Thank you Deb xxoo

Anne-Lise Andresen December 12, 2024 at 7:18 AM - :))) ... yes, there is a lot of good food at Christmas ... but most of the time the stomach is full long before the eyes, Mike :) - GL in the contest :) - hugs Mike Gentile December 13, 2024 at 8:02 PM Thanks so much Anne-Lise xxoo

Darlene De Beaulieu December 11, 2024 at 11:44 AM Hello Mike, i love this poem. I will have the steak well done with French fries please. Yum! If not i will settle or some turkey with cranberry sauce. and stuffing. Happy Wednesday. merry Christmas. All the best for the New Year. Happy Wednesday. /Darlene/ xxx- oooo. Darlene De Beaulieu December 12, 2024 at 2:14 PM Hello Mike thank you. zzoo /Darlene/ Happy Thursday. Mike Gentile December 11, 2024 at 12:59 PM Thanks Darlene and the same to you xxoo

Ink Empress December 11, 2024 at 7:47 AM Dear Mike, love this, so beautiful and also fun to read as i can hear the tune as i read. And now im hungry and would like some Italian or fish and chips. For sure. Pleasure reading this lovely poem. Wishing you and your family happy holidays. Sending you light Mike Gentile December 11, 2024 at 7:53 AM Thank you dear Ink Empress and the same back atcha xxoo

Tom Cunningham December 11, 2024 at 5:54 AM Made me hungry reading this Mike lol, fits the tune perfectly, good luck in the contest. Hope your day is going well. Tom Mike Gentile December 11, 2024 at 7:42 AM Thanks Tom!!