All About Eve

Woo the woman
Love the lady
Mellow the maiden
Manage the maid
Garnish the girl
Dazzle the damsel
Bar the bimbo
Latch the lass
Silence the siren
Moor the mermaid
Net the nymph
Madden the madam
Tame the tart
Court the courtesan
Nudge the nurse
Null the nun
Shun the spinster
Strap the stewardess
Venerate the virgin
Vex the vixen
Vacate the vamp
Curb the coquette
Con the concubine
Whack the whore
Whip the wench
Pooh-pooh the prostitute
Slam the ****
Harem the harlot
Screw the shrew
Dally with a divorcee
Eschew the enchantress
Wallop the witch
Garb Godiva
Jail Jezebel
Lambaste Lilith
Dump Delilah
Gore the Gorgons
Harness Hecuba
Xpunge Xanthippe 
Wed the widow!



~03/08/2013
~Contest: Your Personal Favorite #2 
~Sponsor: L Milton Hankins.
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Hendricks Avatar
April 16, 2013 at 12:36 PM
lol. I especially like "vex the vixen" and "wed the widow". Poor Delilah. lol. Congratulations on winning Andrea's contest with this fine poetry. :)
A   Avatar
April 15, 2013 at 9:26 PM
Abdul, a nice and awesome win... Congratulations with your awesome #1. I love many of Andrea's favorite poems. always~ Good Night* PD
Eastman Avatar
April 15, 2013 at 10:00 AM
Amazing... Never knew there were so many kinds of us... LOL... Quite an amazing write! Congratulations on your win!
Marcum Wong Avatar
April 14, 2013 at 10:31 PM
SIMPLY SPLENDID! Congratulations on your win! I am faving this one too Abdul!
Bacha Avatar
April 14, 2013 at 8:49 PM
Excellent well deserved win. Congrats, excellent memory. Terry xoxo
Sister Avatar
April 14, 2013 at 6:43 PM
I think you may have got them all. So good. Enjoyed. J
Johnson Avatar
April 14, 2013 at 6:11 PM
Who would have though there thast many names. Very clever. Love, Joyce
Gasun Avatar
April 14, 2013 at 12:49 PM
Big warm congratulations on your great poem and grand win my dear friend Abdul! I love and so enjoyed your poem! love and hugs, Leonora
Tams The Golden Girl Avatar
April 14, 2013 at 10:48 AM
Congratulations on your win Abdul xx
Merryman Avatar
March 16, 2013 at 3:54 PM
Abdul, congrats on your win! Love, Kim
Taylor Avatar
March 13, 2013 at 9:27 PM
Congrats, Abdul. Nice going. Kudos. Ralph
Dietrich Avatar
March 11, 2013 at 4:19 PM
hmmmm, I would like to do Adam, but I fear that there have been more interesting words invented for women than for men!! but this is something i will certainly think about, this challenge you gave me to do!! If I were not so busy all the time, i'd try it right now!! Thanks again for this one and I really hope to try one myself, or at least a very similar idea.
A   Avatar
March 9, 2013 at 7:28 PM
Abdul, I got one word for you.... "CONGRATULATIONS!" ;-)...PD
Dietrich Avatar
March 9, 2013 at 11:12 AM
wow, abdul, this is REALLY creative. If you could have done every letter of the alphabet from A to Z it would have been a masterpiece. I gotta fave this one.
Tams The Golden Girl Avatar
March 9, 2013 at 4:11 AM
Oh this is so good Abdul and you have raised a much need smile,well done, love it xx
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