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All About Eve

Woo the woman
Love the lady
Mellow the maiden
Manage the maid
Garnish the girl
Dazzle the damsel
Bar the bimbo
Latch the lass
Silence the siren
Moor the mermaid
Net the nymph
Madden the madam
Tame the tart
Court the courtesan
Nudge the nurse
Null the nun
Shun the spinster
Strap the stewardess
Venerate the virgin
Vex the vixen
Vacate the vamp
Curb the coquette
Con the concubine
Whack the whore
Whip the wench
Pooh-pooh the prostitute
Slam the ****
Harem the harlot
Screw the shrew
Dally with a divorcee
Eschew the enchantress
Wallop the witch
Garb Godiva
Jail Jezebel
Lambaste Lilith
Dump Delilah
Gore the Gorgons
Harness Hecuba
Xpunge Xanthippe 
Wed the widow!



~03/08/2013
~Contest: Your Personal Favorite #2 
~Sponsor: L Milton Hankins.

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Delysia Hendricks

Date: 4/16/2013 12:36:00 PM

lol. I especially like "vex the vixen" and "wed the widow". Poor Delilah. lol. Congratulations on winning Andrea's contest with this fine poetry. :)

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 4/15/2013 9:26:00 PM

Abdul, a nice and awesome win... Congratulations with your awesome #1. I love many of Andrea's favorite poems. always~ Good Night* PD

Carol Eastman

Date: 4/15/2013 10:00:00 AM

Amazing... Never knew there were so many kinds of us... LOL... Quite an amazing write! Congratulations on your win!

Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 4/14/2013 10:31:00 PM

SIMPLY SPLENDID! Congratulations on your win! I am faving this one too Abdul!

Therese Bacha

Date: 4/14/2013 8:49:00 PM

Excellent well deserved win. Congrats, excellent memory. Terry xoxo

Hidden Sister

Date: 4/14/2013 6:43:00 PM

I think you may have got them all. So good. Enjoyed. J

Joyce Johnson

Date: 4/14/2013 6:11:00 PM

Who would have though there thast many names. Very clever. Love, Joyce

Len Gasun

Date: 4/14/2013 12:49:00 PM

Big warm congratulations on your great poem and grand win my dear friend Abdul! I love and so enjoyed your poem! love and hugs, Leonora

Mandy Tams The Golden Girl

Date: 4/14/2013 10:48:00 AM

Congratulations on your win Abdul xx

Kim Merryman

Date: 3/16/2013 3:54:00 PM

Abdul, congrats on your win! Love, Kim

Ralph Taylor

Date: 3/13/2013 9:27:00 PM

Congrats, Abdul. Nice going. Kudos. Ralph

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 3/11/2013 4:19:00 PM

hmmmm, I would like to do Adam, but I fear that there have been more interesting words invented for women than for men!! but this is something i will certainly think about, this challenge you gave me to do!! If I were not so busy all the time, i'd try it right now!! Thanks again for this one and I really hope to try one myself, or at least a very similar idea.

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 3/9/2013 7:28:00 PM

Abdul, I got one word for you.... "CONGRATULATIONS!" ;-)...PD

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 3/9/2013 11:12:00 AM

wow, abdul, this is REALLY creative. If you could have done every letter of the alphabet from A to Z it would have been a masterpiece. I gotta fave this one.

Mandy Tams The Golden Girl

Date: 3/9/2013 4:11:00 AM

Oh this is so good Abdul and you have raised a much need smile,well done, love it xx